why pit bulls can’t swim? my mind immediately went to..

PittBulls have cinderblocks for heads.

18 is not a magic number. Why not 17, or 26, 52, 112? When as a society are we going to realize they are programmed robots and start thinking for ourselves? This was not illegal either.

Omg so disturbing I can't sleep at night thinking of how horrified and traumatized this 17 year old girl is for having the biggest star in hip hop kiss her neck. Thank god for the #metoo movement otherwise atrocities like this would go unnoticed! We must jail Drake!!! #nomore

Legal aside, what is the magic transformation that happens at midnight on day 364 of your 17th year that makes what he did molestation this day, but flirting the next day? That said even the legal part 18 is a myth, in most states 17 is not “underage”.

That was a clip of the 2010 video below, taken at a Denver, Colorado concert. The age of consent in Colorado? 17. The TOTAL lack of fact-checking is what allows shit like this to spread so damn much.

You could never mistake a Digorno pizza for a Little Ceasars pizza, Digorno’s are actually edible.

Nobody would be fooled by substituting DiGiorno for Little Caesars.  DiGiorno is actually edible. 

Either them, or James Cameron

I spoke with Toyota’s CEO this morning about the threat their workers pose to our national security and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, …

Um. Elizabeth. Get over yourself. You spent a whole lot of time publishing a rant that has little foundation.

They should ship them in diplomatic bags.

So by that argument, if he doesn’t share his stuff with the Syrian refugees in his neighborhood....?

The Natives should have built a wall and gotten the Europeans to pay for it.

The Natives should have built a wall and gotten the Europeans to pay for it.

Counterpoint

“And it hit me, Minnesota is dope
If not simply for what we have but what we don’t” - (Shh) Slug Atmoshere

I look forward to your unwavering support for a national gun registry.

It IS a pretty cowardly statement. You’re going to die from a heart attack, cancer or wrecking your car. You’re more likely to be shot by a cop than by a terrorist. The danger of a terrorist attack is essentially zero to each of us individually.