Way ahead of you smug dude on the internet!

Wow I'm getting a really potent and exciting Chrono Trigger vibe off some of these!

The world needs more unnecessary poses.

OK that makes sense now and I think I get it. I definitely get the casual racism/surprise that someone could take offense angle. I've had people ask me not to jew them down to my face which is like the only line I don't let people cross. To have an entire nation quietly not realize when they're doing the equivalent of…

I wasn't soap boxing. I was asking a question with the open and honest understanding that I was wrong, and hoping for a legitimate explanation for why. So next time you decide to soap box on someone looking to be a better human being, try actually paying attention to what they're asking instead of being a presumptive…

Well that's not exactly what I meant. I'm looking for a larger presence of this type of art nation wide. If you look at the art, themes and designs from the Salish people here in the pacific Northwest you can see an incredible talent and attention to precision and detail at work. I would love to see this affect the…

I'm about to sound tone deaf and unaware of a people's troubles. Bear with me and help me learn to be a better human being afterword.

This seems like a prime opportunity to move to a company that cares for a fully integrates their writers into the development process. Maybe someplace like Valve.

Oh man it would be so nice to get my check in the mail one of these days. Also maybe if I grow my curls in hard enough they'll let me have a cable tv show. I've got some pretty great ideas and my rabbi might know a couple people...

The true joy of these characters is how they aren't opposites of one another, they're completely non-tangential lines. They aren't parallels, they don't cross. They don't even come near one another in relative space. Hart says "Apple", and Chole responds with "The heat death of the universe" and neither of them has…

I'm sorry but you didnt pay for a game in this case. You didnt go to a store and buy a physical product. You have purchased the right to enter into what effectively amounts to a theme park as often as you like and spend time there with other human beings engaging in the theme park's attractions. The second you make an…

I get your meaning. High five for being ok with your own genetalia!

I have a tendency to take things completely out of context accidentally, and then find the lack of sane application to be comedy gold. For example when I was younger Jeff Foxworthy had a line "If you see a sign that says 'Say No to Crack' and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.". Now I didn't know at the time that…

Oh my god that headline, I'm dying!

Heh, like the game or not, taking on the entire internet single handedly is a pretty Dark Soulsy thing to do. Bravo.

'Female Authors?'

I would love to see Idris Elba as Bond and here's the thing: It would work, Cannon and All. The thing most people haven't realized is all of the bond films are in Chronological order. There have been a bunch of different guys running around with the code name of 007, which has been established as a title given to…

I've found myself becoming super attracted to this miniature photography visual style lately. We've got the power to do it these days. It would be nice if a company had the stones to shoot for it.

Hey yeah that's much clearer. He's certainly in the both enviable (and unenviable) position of having to make lightning strike a second time. Even still a position at Valve wouldn't guarantee that lightning bolt, only give him a place to be near someone else's charge. Hmm, I don't think this electricity metaphor has…

I suspect the offer is open and he's doing quite well for himself at the moment. Assuming he's careful with his money Notch will be fine.