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No time like the present!

You're both right.

Oh hey that sounds great. I just read the phrase "dish washer safe" and couldnt really think past the possibility of putting in this creepy looking orifice thing, which is leaking fresh jizz, in with my roommate's dishes.

The tanking system might still hold in a system like this, but I doubt traditional healing would. Something else like group and squad proximity might add in a mitigation factor to battles though, where sticking together would reduce casualties as you watched each other's backs. Of course then you'd have to come up…

And it is a good point. I just wish they'd play the persecution up a bit more. It's hard to feel bad for what is essentially a blood drinking, murderous, fabulously wealthy and sexually super charged 1%.

Thanks for the suggestions, a hidden box on the far side of the bed would probably do the trick honestly.

Hey thanks for the suggestion. I don't think we have a Babeland out here in Washington (I could be wrong!) but we do have a variety of polite equivalents such as Lovers. They'll likely have something. I'll look into it!

Oh sure but come on, the vampires are untouchable monsters and that does nothing to properly convey the terror and power that both sides of the argument seem to believe the other has. Gays are human beings trying to live lives free of judgement and fear while bigots are certain they're living among monsters who can…

Yeah, as a circumcised man I typically jerk dry, squeezing the skin of my dick to create friction, sliding a dry fist over the skin is actually rougher and more uncomfortable. I'm questioning how much hassle would be involved with lubing up a toy ever time I felt like getting off, and how difficult the clean up would…

There's a difference between joking around about masturbation, and actually having a genuine conversation about it. My friends constantly make fun of the situation where one friend was told "I'm masturbating" and then barged into the room anyway with a big dumb "What did you say?" But to actually frankly talk about…

I've always been curious about these and have occasionally considered getting one for myself. The two things that stop me are the cost and the fact that I've always lived with a roommate. We know we both masturbate, and we've had that "I close my door to masturbate" conversation that always feels like ballet for how…

This is irony. I'm certain this is irony. It has to be.

I love his little info-people. Look at how stylized they are!

I keep reading things like this, and the only thing that's clear in their point('they' being the homophobes that press back against equal rights) is that they are very afraid of something. To listen to them describe the 'homosexual agenda', "the gays" will rape anything that moves and in some bizarre fashion, make you…

It outrages me that they seem to be able to rationalize it, let alone politicize it.

There you go. the next time you play really focus on the moment to moment and I'm sure it'll all come back to you.

I dont think this needs any encouragement.

Actually this is a pretty good metaphor. Nice one Euan.

Jazz, really? I mean I get the interpretive element you're suggesting but there's also a lot of rote bullshit that you have to do to get to the part where you do what you want, which is so not jazz at all. I dont even know where to start with a metaphor for this...