Oh no worries the joke came through just fine. And I'm right there with you, I can't imagine not getting off. It's actually a sort of terrifying idea to be truthful, which is the reason I mentioned I'm actually having to work at not making it a thing. If she gets by without them ALL THE TIME then I have to respect…

That's basically where I'm leaning at the moment. She was up font with me about this aspect of her sexuality and my intention is to respect that and try and simply be close with her. Also train to become a world class pussy eater. That wasnt a joke.

Yeah this is generally he impression I get from her. Any suggestions would be super useful.

Thanks for the suggestion. Right now I'm doing a lot of research and I hope it will help, but in the long run I dont know if it will. She started right off the bat letting me know that she doesn't cum easy but still enjoys intercourse, so at least she's not faking it and providing me with a challenge right off the…

Well that would make for an exciting evening. Truly I'm only interested in it if I thought she might enjoy it. She's naturally hard to get off (by her own admittance) and I already feel like a selfish pork-face for cumming each time while she has yet to leave the launch pad once.

I think I'm just going to concentrate on becoming a world class pussy eater instead. That seems safer in the long run.

No no no! Rupert is a terrible actor, he mumbles all his lines, eww just NO.

Also she's a psychotic. Tends to dull most reactions to trivial things like gender.

You havent been to Capitol Hill in Seattle lately have you.

Who are 'they'?

Wow that's messed up. This definitely changed my mind on what I would be likely to ask my new girl friend to try.

Woah there hoss, the second this government program is takes place in Africa you can drag their starving kids in for a false equivalency argument, but until that happens to keep it to applicable scenarios; ie people in THIS country, looking for AMERICAN jobs.

Actually having 24/7 access to the internet CAN make you a more valid candidate if you happen to get, read over, and answer a crucial email before the next guy. This idea that old forms of communication such as fixed-geoposition-rotary-dialed telephones are still acceptable (let alone laudable) in modern society is…

Kiss-a-gram. I go to parties and... kiss people. It's a laff.

PC Gaming Master Race.

Try it out.

The newer show pays nods to the older show every once in a while. Occasionally that means upgrading love to a sort of physics. Thank goodness it's only once a season or so...

Dont worry about it. It's a good show but it's just a show. I loose my shit ever time I meet someone my age that didn't invest themselves in Star Trek: Next Generation, but mostly I'm doing it for an excuse to act like a maniac, no one really cares.

Oh man remember the episode where the Inspector had to fight the Blargons in the London Underground? Shirley Grant's death scene chokes me up every time!

I've found that, personally, a lack of ability to cry is linked to moments in early childhood when it became a shameful act. I've been learning how to cry again recently with a therapist and I can't tell you how good it feels. Men are significantly more sensitive and feel more powerfully then we let anyone, even…