“Ever wished your Dock had more levels?”

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Talking head? Shit, we have actual judges saying that stuff now.

If you need it, you’re using your mac wrong

I’m annoyed by the fact that 2k16 is the same length as 2016

I’d like to see someone try this with a closer mouth simulation, putting the tooth through a soda wash followed by a saliva wash repeatedly and adding in a toothpaste tumble every 12 hours. Let that go for 19 days and see how much is lost.

So...don’t keep soda in my mouth for 19 days. Got it.

3rd gen 4runner. It will go anywhere and probably never break. Perfect size to be totally easy to maneuver in a city, and fit everything you need to camp for a weekend.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Here’s a fool-proof method I’ve developed over the years:

The job selection on this site is incredibly weak. They really need to fill out the number of jobs they cover.

Well I stand and they all just dangle there harmlessly. And I mean, it's not a full blown stand straight up. My needs are bent and butt is sticking out a bit, like I'm halfway up a squat. It's served me well and I'm not about to change.

Like, stand stand? Or just hover over the seat. Hovering I can understand, but standing just grosses me out. Doesn’t your butt turn into a brown mess, like if you squirted chocolate syrup into a paper towel, then folded it in half?

Right! I would be terrified to like dip my hand into a turd. Plus, feeling the heat coming off of those bad boys would probably make me feel uncomfortable too. hahaha

I definitely stand but the crazy part is if I’m in a public bathroom and standing means my head will be seen by other people I do a half squat crouch to pull of the wipe so strangers have no idea I’m one of those disgusting stand and wipe people. I’m totally ashamed.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

Anyone performing repairs or building something who has a brain regardless of how lazy or creative they are feeling should never do this. Not only can you damage the wrench but you can also strip the bolt head if done improperly. Never use the wrong tool for the job and you won’t cost yourself money or someones life

Personal Finance to me has always been about three things to me:
* Freedom of choice, not choices foisted upon me
* Freedom of fear of the unknown, being able to handle the unexpected
* Freedom of opportunity, I never wanted an opportunity to slip by because I didn’t have enough saved

This should all go to show us that Clinton is far more ready to be POTUS than any other candidate, considering that Donald Trump is %100 a Clinton plant candidate.