I hope the readers here take note of the surnames and ancestry of the road workers who lost their lives here. Almost a year ago to the day (March 23, 2023) 6 workers were killed on another part of the 695 beltway when a car crashed through a work zone, and most of those workers were also from central America,…

The real crime is that he didn’t throw it on a grill after a good dry rub, amirite?

Listen, Zoomers or Groomers or Floomers or whatever the fuck you punks call yourselves, some Gen X movies are sacred.

I have a soft spot for I, Robot...but you’re right. 

From O’Barr in 2013: “I think the reality is, no matter who you get to star in it, or if you get Ridley Scott to direct it and spend 200 million dollars, you’re still not gonna top what Brandon Lee and Alex Proyas did in that first ten million dollar movie.”

Drove one of those once and seriously considered trading in my Acura TL for it. That was one hell of a car for the price point, until they wrecked the nose with the mid-gen facelift.

So Miata drivers are ***holes because... they mod their cars?

Hummer EV.

Any Hummer that isn’t owned by an actual government military agency.

I would call that a schmedium sized suv

This is not a story about a pan. It’s a love story about friends and memories. 

What a bunch of curmudgeons you all are!

Have shopped these quite a bit. The non-R versions seem to go for about tenish for decent drivers (though not as nice as this). Though not a screaming deal, given that is is an “R” and the miles and condition look very good I can give it a nice price.

I want to make it clear that I also do not want Pauly Shore to play me in any future biopics.

Does beer count as food? Every time I diet it seems to.

Finding a chocolate milk from a happy meal that had rolled under the seat over a month previously. It had finally burst and was slowly spraying congealed rancid chocolate cheese all over the bottom of my seat. 

Those cars are only meant for men with nerves of carbon nanotubes and wallets of plutonium. They can NOT be driven by mear mortals and require the instruction you get from the driving school of the gods. Yes, Thor, and Zues and Jackie. Do not gaze upon these machines as the sight on them will turn you into soft rubber…

Maybe this is your Hulk Hogan moment.

This list is complete bullshit without “Emmet Otter.”