Will not watch for fear of feeling sympathetic towards Dwight Howard.

So was her 2nd week as terrible as the 1st?

If Realmuto didn’t immediately run for first, he (or the next batter) probably would have got plunked.

Christie’s 2016 theme is “Born to Fail.”

Resting up for the show in Philly it’s gonna be a good one mark my words

Seven people were hospitalized after the attack

Can’t wait for the Drake diss track

He’s committed to Clem’s son.

This is the only correct comment to this article.

This I know. But the original comment is about the increased frequency of hearing the word ‘Becky’ since Beyonce’s new song came out. A line from one of the songs, ‘Sorry’, goes “He better call Becky with the good hair” which possibly refers to a female that Jay-Z may have cheated on her with. There’s still no…

‘Becky with the Good Hair’ is how Beyonce refered to the woman Jay-Z apparently cheated on her with.

Swaggy ain’t got enough swag to hire a better tattoo artist that can spell?

Well, if he could, his name would’ve been Eli Apple-Pie

If you yell loud enough, people will think you have something important to say. It may just be the most insane thing (if said in a way a normal person speaks) but say it at the right volume, the right decible level, the right frequency, you, too, can be like Stephen A Smith.

Doc (Rivers): ‘So what’s the news?’

As opposed to the writers in the Deadspin office on suicide watch

Well that wasn’t very....discreet.

Was listening to national sports radio while on the road one day. Walton called in, I guess to plug his book, and dude went non-stop for about 10 to 15 minutes, while only talking about his book for about two minutes. The host, who was an old family friend, only spoke for the introduction, and Bill Walton spoke the…

As my GF would say...I ship them.

What is the etiquette for express lanes at the grocery store? Numerous times, i’ve had to stand behind a person holding, maybe, a bag of bread, a six pack, and some cheese, in a line of 4 or 5 people when the express lane (12 items or less) is empty. Am I crazy? Are there rules I am not aware of?