I hope Brook dressed up as Chewie...please tell me he dressed up as Chewie

Is it just me, or was anyone else wondering who had THE WHITEST TEETH EVER?

They said to check your ego at the door. When he went to get, naturally, it was above everyone else’s.

If it turns out that grades were fudged, can the coaches lose those academic bonuses?

I’ve been thinking: If you were to create two teams of the best players in the AFC South and the best players in the NFC East, which team would win.

Ten-Jax was the best ‘worst’ game of the week

Bryant is on his ceremonial farewell tour and fans from the hosting cities seem to enjoy applauding his name during lineups.

Byron Scott sees the future of this franchise and his name is Lou Williams, apparently.

dammit...now i can’t stop seeing it too

It was apparent that they were not the worst team in the NBA by beating the LAL. So, as much as they have been trying to lose, they know their chances of getting that no. 1 pick is small. Next step now is to actually win.

I hope Pop’s post-coaching career is doing unboxing videos on YouTube

Tigers will soon be part of the Las Vegas wildlife as hippos have become a part of Columbia’s.

Have you seen Comedians in Cars getting Coffee w/ Jerry Seinfeld...not that it is great, but it is not uninteresting

Like Deadspin writers, I only looked at the last sentence of the article. Everything else before that apparently doesn’t even matter.

But that would diminish the the whole “Kobe is terrible” story that Deadspin wants to play

I’m hoping Kobe came out with this right now to let Byron Scott know that his (Kobe’s) time is up and to give the young guys more time on the court. But because it’s Byron Scott, I wouldn’t be surprised if he increased Kobe to 40+ mpg.

“Hey. I need you to help me write this thing up. Give me a call, Kobe. Thanks. This is Peyton.”

Laker Fan here...

ELITE needs to be reserved for great offense + defense

“Welp, we are down by three and have two timeouts with 2:50 left in the game. I guess it’s the right time for the other team to kneel down the clock.”