Read his lips:

Bring them all to HONOLULU!

Use the password “FIRED” for free entry!

In a way, I kind of believe Tomsula. I mean, he would know what trash looks like.

Dude seriously is trying his hardest to get a big contract from Philly

refs not at fault for the ambulance

Curdistand? Is it from Ikea?

You must not be familiar with the so-called “John Oliver Effect”

You’d like Bill Burr’s take on Super Bowl parties then.

Hey, I won $6 on a $2 game yestereday from FanDuel AND DraftKings! Anyone can win!

*Players should be allowed

My first thought! Wouldn’t be surprised if he knew his job would be in jeopardy if he backed his players. Maybe he expected to be let go at the end of the year anyway.

From “The Show Me State” to “The Oh Fuck Me (Facepalm) State”

(Not shown in photo: Homeless man across the street holding sign saying “I’m not that desperate, Cleveland Browns”)

It’s so frustrating that the more terrible press the NFL has, the more popular the sport gets

After seeing the clip of Dez being nice and having fun with a kid after the loss to the Eagles on his way to the locker room, I’m gonna say Dez just over reacts to a lot of things and the media over reacts a lot more over Dez.

NEW SPORT SPECTATOR RULE: Sports souvenirs always go to the nearest Kid

As a Laker fan, my heart aches when I see the leading scorer of a game is Nick Young.

You probably blinked through the whole sequence of events.

Oh hey, Stephanie Lum