Looks like she’s only doing repairs as of this year.  :-(

I’m increasingly convinced the Republican worldview is driven by their porn-watching habits.  You know the alt-right was into cuckolding videos long before they started throwing the phrase around as an insult.

They’re the literal incarnation of every 80's comedy villain trope. I’d expect to see characters like them in any John Candy or Rodney Dangerfield movie.

What’s sad is that’s the most charitable reading, and it still makes zero sense considering in the same sentence he says we should stop talking about going to the moon.  A refueling/resupply waystation on or even around the moon would require *going to the moon.*

Terraforming’s a good point.  The only terraforming we’ve proven capable of is making our perfectly suited environment unlivable.  And yet Elon and Jeffy-poo are convinced we can just set up shop on Mars.  Maybe figure out how to fix our current planet first?

But how do I know you’re not talking about the Star Wars music scene?

The CPD corruption is definitely the real story here. Whatever Smollett did, in the long run he’s one dude and this is one incident. But the police conduct shows systematic corruption all the way up to the mayor’s office that isn’t surprising, but is starkly highlighted.

An imminent harm is not merely a fear of future harm, no matter how great the fear and no matter how great the likelihood of the harm, but is one that, from appearances, must be instantly confronted and addressed.

Reminds me of how often GamerGaters used the Hatch Act as some sort of massive gotcha for..... something?  I don’t really remember nor care, but since they all turned into alt-righters anyway, it seems fitting that actual criminal violations of the act would now be poo-pooed away.

Poor racists will tolerate an awful lot of personal suffering so long as they’re reassured that poor brown people are getting it worse.

He’s lived thousands of years with no apparent natural lifespan. He’s been shown as a child, so aging must be a thing, but apparently Asgardians can exert some sort of control over it. He can move around the vacuum of space without any apparent ill effect. When he gets angry, he becomes an avatar of electric…

the guy obviously has too much ego, over promises and underdelivers time and time again

The Oculus Quest looks great, but I’m holding out until people crack it open and get an idea of how much data mining Facebook is doing with it.

The last time I was served, the guy just said, “I’ve got a package for StingRay.” Asked me to sign for it. I didn’t even realize I’d been served ‘til he was long gone.

Give Detective Pikachu another run at the same time. That way we can go out and support a video game movie that actually treated its source material right. They might make Sonic look right, but that just means we’ll have a good Sonic in a (likely) terrible story.

Kris’s mistake was asking for all that bullshit before getting nominated.  If he’d just waited to accept the position, he could have just stolen or weaseled his way into pretty much all of it.

I’ve kinda felt the Dems should split for a while. The Centrists like Pelosi and Schumer become the new right, and the Leftists like AOC and Bernie become the new left. That gives current Rs who can’t stomach joining the Dems a way out if they disagree with Trumpists, which hopefully weakens the GOP into extinction.

God won’t have him, and the devil doesn’t feel like dealing with his bullshit just yet.

Rick & Morty Paranoia would be great. As would, I think, Rick & Morty Fiasco. I’d hope the PCs in the R&M D&D set would be either side characters or unique characters, simply using the “rules” of the R&M universe rather than anyone playing the actual main characters.

How do you say, “trash every movie in the DCEU except for Wonder Woman, and start over with her as your tent pole,” in Valyrian?