I loved the Duke.  I completely understand why all you folks with normal-sized hands out there might have thought it was too big, but I’ve never found a controller that fit more comfortably in my hands.  If I hadn’t been robbed recently, I’d definitely snag one.  I do wish there was a wireless version, though.

I loved the Duke.  I completely understand why all you folks with normal-sized hands out there might have thought it…

I’m not interested in giving this dipshit any traffic at all, so I haven’t looked this up, but is this one of those two-man five-page papers where one of them is the delivery guy? Because that’s sure what the caliber of writing implies. Like the paper’s general structure is the op-ed, an article about the farmer’s…

They didn’t have any problem with the Supreme Court nominee drinking underage because he loves beer and sexual assault.  So of course they’re making a controversy of this.

I can’t tell if you’re saying that’s a bad thing. What you described is exactly the kind of shop I’d like to open.

She got the kid arrested.  Clearly she wasn’t wrong about having that much power.  That anyone anywhere else in the school backed up her bullshit is even more egregious.  Here’s hoping the entire district gets sued into oblivion.

You’re saying an 11 year old kid (who was entirely within his rights) should have shown more patience, forethought, and understanding than all of the adults surrounding him. F that noise.

What I really want to know is how is it I start a game, only get two pieces down, and yet I’ve already been sent multiple tetrises worth of trash. Literally two pieces into the game I just lost, I had at least twelve trash lines queued up.

“I’m sorry, Sheriff, but much like my dick on this puppy, it’s difficult to have laws forced on you.”

My dad was an abusive alcoholic, and the description of how Block treated his daughter hit home pretty hard for me. I’ve gone through the exact same shit, minus the entitled-rich-motherfucker ranting. Even playing oblivious to the consequences of his actions is the same. I hope his daughter is able to avoid the worst…

Maybe you weren’t listening to the right music?

It should be 100% for everyone.  I’ve seen several families, including my own, ripped apart over the promise of a pittance of an inheritance.

$1,000 for *never* hurting his feelings again?  F that.  I’d demand $1,000 a day, at least.

Well, we have ample proof the right doesn’t give two shits about kids once they’re outside the womb.  At that point, they’ve gotta start pullin’ them bootstraps!

How anyone is fooled by conservative rhetoric baffles me. To actually believe that someone is callously killing babies moments before birth, you have to believe that a woman actively wanted to experience nine months of discomfort and anticipation but then... changed their mind on a whim?

Not all women deserve to be built up.  Sarah Sanders.  Kellyanne Conway.  Kirstjen Nielsen.  Ivanka and Melania.  Bury ‘em all.

Definition 2: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/presently

Gotta be careful of dihydrogen monoxide. It’s a universal solvent, you know. It’s colorless and odorless. Prolonged exposure can cause tissue damage and even death. It’s gaseous form can cause serious burns. It’s a common ingredient in all kinds of dangerous compounds. And yet, no one’s sounding the alarm. A truly…

I’ve worked remote from my boss for basically seven years now, across multiple roles and managers. I think the biggest thing I always wanted was just more general contact. Reach out regularly, even if it’s just to chat.

I’m one of those Americans. Sit down and shut up, Schultz. Nobody likes you.

The difference, though, is that Valvoline and Grease Monkey aren’t lobbying to prevent self-renewing oil from being the new standard, despite being proven to work elsewhere. The IRS has everything they need to cut a check or send a bill, but Intuit and H&R Block are standing in the way. That’s not paying for…