What a petulent little baby. That mustache can’t hide it. 

My wife and I are fellow herbicidal maniacs. We were sent a sympathy gardenia, and it was sticks and dead roots in about a month. Inherited a spider plant which are supposed to be super resilient, and it’s increasingly sad looking. I left a really good basil plant outside in the cold by accident, and its replacement…

My wife and I are fellow herbicidal maniacs. We were sent a sympathy gardenia, and it was sticks and dead roots in…

Thank you for your perspective. I saw they charge twenty bucks per person to setup your account if you don’t want to pre-pay for a year.  That raised some warning flags for me.

Well, Steny Hoyer wants to run for House Majority Leader so that’ll be a gr.... He’ll lead the Dems to.... It’s a wond....

Do you have a family plan to be able to go with your partner, or are you able to buy two tickets to the same movie with the individual plans?

Yeah, I’m guessing that my second horse scheme wouldn’t have worked, even if I’d found her again. But it really felt like it had a chance up until she (and her dead horse at the crossroads) disappeared. 

Yeah.... But I still use it.

I’m surprised there’s no way to review messages and notifications. I missed a tip about what to do with legendary animal pelts. I thought maybe there’d be something in the Help sections, but no luck, and I ended up needing to google it. GTAV lets you review those messages. Here’s hoping they patch something similar…

I ran across a woman whose horse had died and collapsed on her. I helped her out and offered a ride, but I had a legendary pelt on the back of my horse, and couldn’t fit both her and it. I took so long dithering with whether or not to leave the pelt (that damn bear nearly murdered me!), she decided to just walk.

I think the issue nowadays is with how we get it. With all the video services available and the prevalence of algorithmic everything, it almost feels dangerous to try to share porn time with your partner. What if something weirder than I intended comes up? What if I like it and they don’t? With a physical tape that…

Yeah, I’m comfortable with the Ambrose turn. It’s got the potential to turn into a great story if they’re careful (which they almost definitely won’t be). If they’re getting Ronda’s input and approval on the trash talk Nikki’s using against her, I’m sure Joe/Roman signed off on the turn.

I’ve got a ‘73 Comet inherited from my great-great-aunt.  It died in traffic once, and a lady trying to go around me didn’t leave enough room.  The rear bumper caught the middle of her passenger door and gouged a canal all the way to her back wannabe-bumper which was ripped almost entirely off.  The tiny speck of blue…

C’mon, pard, don’t be like that.

I think, legally, he has to break a leg before that can happen.

I’ve canceled my Network subscription. I’ll keep an eye out, and if they remove all the propaganda bullshit that made GRR so icky, I’d maybe consider eventually picking it back up. But if they go all in and act like nothing’s wrong, I’m all out.

Progressives attempts to “win in the right way” are what allows tyrants and despots to seize power and stay there.  It’s an honorable approach utterly misplaced when the other side is literally trying to murder you.

True facts.

What’s the easiest, most efficient way to dick you over?  That’s the one they’ll use.

Every business owner, criminal, and criminal business owner knows you use a cross-cut shredder to destroy documents.  A strip shredder like that?  100% stunt.

That’s not a correction. “Some” is the obvious and expected qualifier to that statement. Some Christians all over the country. Some men are trash. Some white people are racist.