I think the issue nowadays is with how we get it. With all the video services available and the prevalence of algorithmic everything, it almost feels dangerous to try to share porn time with your partner. What if something weirder than I intended comes up? What if I like it and they don’t? With a physical tape that…

Yeah, I’m comfortable with the Ambrose turn. It’s got the potential to turn into a great story if they’re careful (which they almost definitely won’t be). If they’re getting Ronda’s input and approval on the trash talk Nikki’s using against her, I’m sure Joe/Roman signed off on the turn.

I’ve got a ‘73 Comet inherited from my great-great-aunt.  It died in traffic once, and a lady trying to go around me didn’t leave enough room.  The rear bumper caught the middle of her passenger door and gouged a canal all the way to her back wannabe-bumper which was ripped almost entirely off.  The tiny speck of blue…

C’mon, pard, don’t be like that.

I think, legally, he has to break a leg before that can happen.

I’ve canceled my Network subscription. I’ll keep an eye out, and if they remove all the propaganda bullshit that made GRR so icky, I’d maybe consider eventually picking it back up. But if they go all in and act like nothing’s wrong, I’m all out.

Progressives attempts to “win in the right way” are what allows tyrants and despots to seize power and stay there.  It’s an honorable approach utterly misplaced when the other side is literally trying to murder you.

True facts.

What’s the easiest, most efficient way to dick you over?  That’s the one they’ll use.

Every business owner, criminal, and criminal business owner knows you use a cross-cut shredder to destroy documents.  A strip shredder like that?  100% stunt.

That’s not a correction. “Some” is the obvious and expected qualifier to that statement. Some Christians all over the country. Some men are trash. Some white people are racist.

It’s definitely still a double negative. It’s just a grammatically-correct double negative.

Water effects are a big deal to some people. I’m guessing it’s probably older users who remember when getting realistic water in a game was a really difficult technical hurdle. I imagine it’s a touch easier now, but it’s hard to shake those early impressions of effort. Kinda like how the only thing that really makes…

My understanding is that new Justices are expected to prep coffee, take notes, and generally act as the Supreme Court’s interns when it’s just the Justices themselves meeting. I’m extremely curious to see if this entitled piece of shit does that or tries to push it off on the womenfolk of the Court.

I’m sure we’ll have “elections” in 2020.  Likely modeled after Russia’s “elections” and the “elections” of every other banana republic and tinpot dictatorship around the world.

Several of those look like fearmongering for the benefit of Evangelicals, rather than any sort of serious analysis.  (This is based purely on the headlines, because I just don’t give a shit.)  Reminds me of how my mother believes that the U.N. is on the verge of banning religion worldwide.  No, I don’t know how that’s…

I have no doubt that we’re watching the GOP turn into the American Christian version of the Taliban.  The way Republicans are acting, I feel like they view this seat and this nominee as the key to maintaining their power no matter what the mid-term results are.  

My wife injured her back working for Walmart. We found out several years after it happened and two weeks after she was fired.

I’m reminded on hors d’oeuvres my mom made occasionally.  I have no idea if there’s a proper name, but they were just cocktail onions wrapped with bacon.  Kinda tempted to add the steak to those.

/s is never obvious anymore.