1. People are short-sighted and don’t understand how $$$ works

Increasing property values are only good if you see your house as an asset you want to liquidate.

As my mom often tells me, while it’s great that the value of your house in increasing, most people aren’t looking to buy and sell their house every year. They’d most likely rather pay lower property taxes in exchange for a slightly lower property value.

Yeah, but you only realize that increase in value if you sell the house. Until then, it’s just a bigger bill.

They’ve also faced harassment from neighbors who believe that Fixer Upper homes are raising their property taxes.

BUT IS THE SHIPLAP OK!?!??!?!?!

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

1989 Chevy Suburban is my guess.

You’re wrong.

What it’s supposed to look like:

“Well, I need a rear finisher piece for my rare custom car with pedigree.. Hell.. Pass the sheet metal. I got this” - Cracky McPiperton, Greenwood Corvette Owner

Were you my neighbor over 10 years ago that gave me a hard time for working on my pristine old Porsche in my driveway? Do you still have your crapcan of a Corolla with the peeling paint?

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

Because there’s no money for the ex-wife in a criminal case.

Good now we can focus on my traffic straddling beer garden.

Don’t be silly, apple would never forget to price gouge...

Hahaha ever seen some of their used car listings online? Step 1: copy window sticker text. Step 2: paste window sticker text into website. Step 3: make no mention of condition, service history, or anything else a car shopper actually wants to see. Step 4: profit?

Wait, shouldn’t the tour apologize for clinging to the sexist vestige of “podium girls?”