Los Fiestas Hermanos

In high school Spanish class we had to pick Spanish names for ourselves and all homework was turned in with said names. I picked Don Gaspar because (a) Don is my real middle name and a title of nobility in Spanish, and (b) Jasper sounded like a unique name compared to my classmates’ choices.

Why does a transport vehicle need a droid to drive it? Why not make the vehicle the droid? It’s like the droid is just there to be a wise-cracking narrator of the ride...

So we tried what everyone with computers does, and turned it off and on again. That seemed to cure whatever the hell was going on with the car’s jerky tantrum, for the moment.

Watched the video before reading and wow totally wasn’t prepared for the wreck.

Great photos, Raph!

A tale as old as time. Family buys cheap run-down house. Family gets TV show to fix up house. Strangers visit house to take pictures. Property taxes increase. Family can’t afford mortgage. Family goes bankrupt. Should have gone to Arby’s.

Texas taxes are too taxing for most Texans.

This isn’t Formula E...

The real winners here are the lawyers.

Dealership being shady and changing their tune on a deal after taking a down payment? NOOOOO WWWAAAAIIIII!!!

I imagine being around the shop for this build was a bit like those cheesy car shows on Discovery. You could have had a documentary crew there and people would say it was all scripted drama.

GT grabbing the exclusive rights to Pikes Peak makes me angry.

So many large beautiful images to save! THANK YOU!

Somebody from my team (ugh corporate buzzword) has to be available on our phones during our open hours so all of our lunches are staggered. I was given the 1 p.m. slot when I started and have since shifted to 1:30 p.m. to manage some gaps we had when different people left the company.

Please don’t make fun of my family’s porkfession. We take pigmanship very seriously. Somebody has to bring home the bacon.

Every few months, somebody new will make coffee in our second-floor coffee “lounge” without emptying the old pot first. It overflows and eventually drips down to the office below. Good times.

Ok

Neat

The other day an intern saw me put one of those coffee/filter combo packs into the machine and was like “Now I know how to make coffee!” You’re at least 20. How do you not know?