This is the dog_rates of studies. “Well actually we’re not totally liberal and we kind of like everybody and want everybody to be happy.”

Three white guys with fake mustaches and sombreros.

We’re all shocked but reality is that his voter base likely agrees with every word.

“AC should always be off”

Sooo... it’s Shrek?

The songs and adoration of my people

A few months ago at our local Cracker Barrel, my wife took her earrings off and left them on the table when we left. (Disclaimer: This was all totally her fault.) We don’t live far away so I had to rush back to see if they were still there. Of course they weren’t because women are going insane over garbage Kendra…

Watching this with volume off because I’m at work, but somebody please tell me that she has that scratchy, life-long-smoker voice.

I don’t care how long it is, just as long as it’s not 12.5 episodes of build up and 30 minutes of everything happening at once.

I once ate two Whataburger Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwiches in one sitting when I was in college, but I was also fat on my way to getting fatter and largely inactive. Now I’m old and exercise and diet and life sucks. I lost 90 pounds but life sucks.

You will also have butt problems.

[Insert mundane car here] breaks the Nurburgring lap record for [mundane car class] on a Wednesday afternoon in a light drizzle when the temperature doesn’t get above 80 degrees and Herr Schmitzheimer is seen standing on his porch waving a dead chicken at the passing cars.

I love a cheap beater Corvette as much as the next guy, but this thing looks like a nightmare waiting to happen. Get the pocket book out, Delores.

Best. Racing game. Ever.

Really looking forward to reading about this build. Should be a monster.

I mean who doesn’t wear full leathers and a helmet in your sim MotoGP rig?

I’m sure it’s nothing compared to other comments, but I walked out of two dealerships on the same day after they didn’t honor promotions that we allegedly qualified for when they spoke to us on the phone. Of course we didn’t qualify once we were there and maybe we should take a look at this cheaper car over here.

Hey have you ever heard about the ultimate ground speed check?

Freeman. Mason. Is this also a secret society that’s terrible at being secret?

Jason, you simply need to have faith in the Factory. Do not question the Factory’s ability to create. It has proven it can create and who are we to ask how it creates? The Factory bestows its blessings upon the cars of Cars. Let us simply be happy to live and worship the almighty and all-knowing Factory. It is our…