Myers’ team found evidence of links to depression and dysphoria (general dissatisfaction with life)

Fixed it for you

I’ve heard that Texas A&M is still losing money over its move to the SEC because of various fees it’s still paying off. Once the athletic department gets past all that, there’s a real possibility that the TV money they touted (and were promised) in the move could be quite a bit less because of the changing landscape.…

The passenger narrating his own demise is probably the best part of this video. And if I had been the pilot, I would have kicked him out over the water and said the door malfunctioned.

You should audition

Google (in a private browser window on my phone) tells me that’s what it was

It’s a horrible thing to remember. Inescapable.

Negative this was in Texas

Similar story (high school trip, hotel room) but it was about guys who twisted their junk like a clown tying balloons — on stage. I remember this because it scarred me forever.

My wife watches Law & Order SVU. When it’s on, I know it’s going to be a night in the bathroom. Just kidding. I’m married. Every night is bathroom night.

We were pulled over doing 85 in a 65. On our way to my parents’ town 10 hours away for a wedding shower. Official reason for letting us go? He didn’t want to ruin our wedding shower weekend. Unofficial reason? Mostly likely the same reason I’ve gotten out of 5 other tickets since I got it: my concealed handgun…

Is it Jim Harbaugh in Rome or Jim Rome in Harbaugh? Makes you think.

Where would we be if Carl Monday wasn’t keeping our streets safe? Cleveland would be a living hell without Monday.

As these things usually go, the value on the open market will eventually (if it hasn’t already) far outweigh any value it offers as a race track in need of an overhaul. I’m sure it was an investment in land, not the track, back in 2006.

I GOTS MY RIGHTS! I DRIVE WHEREVER I DANG WELL PLEASE!

Looks like driving with a suspended license is a Class B (first time) or Class A misdemeanor (second and subsequent times) in Kansas. Sooo... up to 6 months to a year in county jail. Somehow I still don’t think that will stop her.

[Insert Danny Kannell shouting about the “WAR ON FOOTBALL!” here.]

Bitchin’ is the word you’re looking for.

Some people argue that you shouldn’t own a dog if they have to stay inside (in air conditioning) all day and you don’t have 50 acres for them to run around on. I don’t agree with these people.

You could argue the same point for us squishy humans going anywhere. It’s simply too dangerous for us to leave the house. We all accept a modicum of risk in everything we do.