It’s a horrible thing to remember. Inescapable.

Negative this was in Texas

Similar story (high school trip, hotel room) but it was about guys who twisted their junk like a clown tying balloons — on stage. I remember this because it scarred me forever.

My wife watches Law & Order SVU. When it’s on, I know it’s going to be a night in the bathroom. Just kidding. I’m married. Every night is bathroom night.

We were pulled over doing 85 in a 65. On our way to my parents’ town 10 hours away for a wedding shower. Official reason for letting us go? He didn’t want to ruin our wedding shower weekend. Unofficial reason? Mostly likely the same reason I’ve gotten out of 5 other tickets since I got it: my concealed handgun…

Is it Jim Harbaugh in Rome or Jim Rome in Harbaugh? Makes you think.

Where would we be if Carl Monday wasn’t keeping our streets safe? Cleveland would be a living hell without Monday.

As these things usually go, the value on the open market will eventually (if it hasn’t already) far outweigh any value it offers as a race track in need of an overhaul. I’m sure it was an investment in land, not the track, back in 2006.

I GOTS MY RIGHTS! I DRIVE WHEREVER I DANG WELL PLEASE!

Looks like driving with a suspended license is a Class B (first time) or Class A misdemeanor (second and subsequent times) in Kansas. Sooo... up to 6 months to a year in county jail. Somehow I still don’t think that will stop her.

[Insert Danny Kannell shouting about the “WAR ON FOOTBALL!” here.]

Bitchin’ is the word you’re looking for.

Some people argue that you shouldn’t own a dog if they have to stay inside (in air conditioning) all day and you don’t have 50 acres for them to run around on. I don’t agree with these people.

You could argue the same point for us squishy humans going anywhere. It’s simply too dangerous for us to leave the house. We all accept a modicum of risk in everything we do.

Me? I’m diving into a pool of Pappy Van Winkle. Not only would it bring me great joy, but I bet that I could easily rebottle all of the bourbon and sell it off to hipsters and other assorted typewriter owners for a small discount.

Weren’t the Nebulon-B ships basically Mon Calamari specific? I seem to remember reading something about Rogue One that said they were actually multiple ships that “organically” grew into one large ship because that’s how the Mon Calamari wanted them? Or something like that.

UGH OF COURSE the Father of All Bombs is more powerful than the Mother of All Bombs because SEXIST world leaders. MOTHER CAN BE JUST AS STRONG IF NOT STRONGER.

Good troll.

This needs one of those “watch to the end” tags

When I was a young sports writer in Middle-of-Nowhere, New Mexico, I was the beat writer for a nearby town that had won several high school football state championships.