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This is it. Just shut down the Deadspin comments. Nothing will come close to this.

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Rockstar is garbage.

The worst thing I can remember is guys slapping each other in the nuts and that stopped REAL quick after a classmate suffered a injury and had to have surgery. Outside of that, incoming freshmen were forced to propose to girls or sing “You are my sunshine.” What the hell is wrong with kids? *shakes fist at sky*

Hazing at my high school was crawling on the ground to a nearby girl and then either proposing or singing “You are my sunshine.” WTF is up with this sodomy shit all the kids are doing now? And why is it continuing to be a problem after kids are repeatedly arrested for it? (That’s a dumb questions because teenagers do…

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Right on, comrade. Power to the proletariat! Power to the workers!

I’ve come very close to a similar incident but not because of a car malfunction. The vehicle in front of me was stopped under the dryer vents, waiting for her car to dry more. Apparently oblivious to the fact that the vehicle behind her HAD to keep moving... and that the vehicle behind me HAD to keep moving.

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My cousin’s boyfriend works for Southwest and he has to dress at least semi-professionally any time he’s flying on a pass list. This isn’t that unusual in the industry.

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A&M’s elections are pretty absurd as far as college elections go. Students campaign for their candidate for a good portion of the spring semester and there are explicit rules about how they can and can’t do that. For example, they can’t have free-standing signs so campaigners must hold them up at various places around…

A&M grad here. Perry is disliked by a large percentage of people involved with the University who aren’t the Board of Regents. Even a fair amount of conservative people around here recognize that he’s a meddling asshole who does everything he can to pull the puppet strings.

So your little country of states will be good for tourism and not much else then. What about BIG INDUSTRY? Where are all those taxes going to come from to fund BIG HEALTHCARE and BIG NATIONAL DEFENSE?

I used to care and would make a point to wish happy birthdays so that I would get lots in return. Then I grew up and realized I wouldn’t know most of these birthdays if it weren’t for Facebook. I now just post for a small group of friends and IDGAF who wishes me happy birthday.

Hi, yes, former sports journo here. There is nobody more petty than a sports journo who has a national or even regional spotlight. At the community level? Most of us are OK.

Apparently Sabine Schmitz is the only woman in the world who can be on a car show. That must be why they couldn’t find one for Top Gear USA America, right?

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