Isn’t that a big cock?

FAILING DEADSPIN SAD

What if the TV broadcaster had decided to show her in a crowd shot? Like the crying Northwestern kid? Somehow we’re allowed to ridicule a kid on the internet but this woman is protected?

Unreal. No really, it’s not real.

Fuck off.

The worst are the people who share quotes from conference power point presentations on social media, using whatever contrived hashtag the marketing team came up with.

Uh... you don’t continue two blocks at that kind of speed if you’re on the brakes even with (a) a blown tire and (b) no control. Driver had to have been virtually flat out to begin with and then stayed on it, no?

If what he says is true, it’s a small miracle this turned into a half decent and cohesive movie. (Disclaimer: I thought some of it was entirely useless. You bring Forrest Whitaker on for a brief spot that you can’t even understand what he says?)

After reviewing the photo, it appears the ice does not go all the way to the bank. I was incorrect.

Ice. Not open water.

“Wow. What’s up?” Not high on the list of things to say to a cop who is performing a traffic stop, brah.

It’s the future! Anything can happen!

That’s 11 minutes long. It looks funny but I’ll have to watch it later.

#social #synergy #branding

Everybody thinks the Internet of Things is here to make our lives easier. No. It is here for BIG MARKETING and the #brands to #target us.

Boring and convoluted... kind of like the show. AMIRITE?

In the midst of writing this article, Also, it appears that Stoffel Vandoorne’s McLaren broke down on track while I was in the process of writing this article.

Never take Google’s first answer as fact. Always read the source article.

Meanwhile Chevrolet is like “ZR1? What ZR1? There was never a ZR1. Pay no attention to the car that was publicly tested for months and then suddenly disappeared.”

“... salvaged from historic buildings.” You mean stolen after entering illegally?