I’m sorry. I thought this was AMERICA!

Lukewarm take: Faraday Future ends up selling its autonomous tech to somebody else, never makes a production car.

Me every time Bronco rumors swirled the last several years: “It’ll be boring and not at all what people want.”

So the P1. McLaren right now:

Lame gib me Corvette ZR1

This brightened up a miserable morning today. Love seeing other people hurt themselves.

Is it official that the Ginetta car isn’t going to by hybrid? The SC365 story says they’ve hired a yet-to-be-announced Head of Aerodynamics that has previous LMP1 Hybrid experience.

He has only been driving for Uber for a few weeks.

Don’t be talking about my ass. You can shove it up Urus.

Also, any time a Packers running back goes on a hot streak, you move mountains to ensure he NEVER gets the ball. And you’re shocked that people would question your abilities?

The investors will be pleased!

So what about the other $900 million?

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Several years ago, when calling somebody gay was literally intended to be an insult, I remember somebody on the Internet saying Jim Rome’s goatee was a “cock target.” Google tells me this is still a somewhat common phrase. Has anybody informed Hammond of this? Should he consider shaving?

It’s ice cream, Hammond. Get a grip.

Eight years ago certain segments of the population were shouting the same thing. “We have to do something!” “Don’t retreat to your distractions!” “Don’t sit idly by and let this Chicago thug destroy America!” “The tree of liberty needs watering!” And then you got the Tea Party.

Next year’s headline: Serena Williams on r/realgirls

I like to tell this story as often as possible so here goes.

Lists obscure prototype on Craigslist for $3.5M. Was it stolen?

A McLaren that doesn’t look like a McLaren. WOO!