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Thrown in jail? For racial discrimination? Hell yes.

Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

Thanks, Seventeen, God knows there aren’t enough avenues encouraging teenagers to act like sociopaths.

Well, it’s all about how much it can haul. Obviously, a doucheschooner hauls more than a douchecanoe, though both pale before the douchefreighter.

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

Holy hell, I’m glad I’ve perfected the silent guffaw, that one would’ve been heard a floor up.

*comes to Kitchenette*

It was the entire airport trying to load BCO at the same time...

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff

When I hand it to her, I tell her, “No charge for the extra blood!” She doesn’t even blink, snatches the package and leaves.

Carla’s honeycomb ice cream story 😱😱😱😩😩😩

Actually, not necessarily true. I have many times warned customers away from a particular product. Usually it was actually because the product was bad.

I feel like Taylor Swift is now one of the most defensive people on the planet. she insured her legs, got parody videos taken down from youtube, she bought domain names like taylorswift.porn a, removed all her music from spotify and wrote a open letter to apple and is trying to copyright “this sick beat”

It’s very reminiscent of when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a couple of TayTay jokes, and she’s all like “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help women” i.e. “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t fawn all over me.” Also, Bad Blood is pretty weak-sauce. You’d think if you really wanted

It’s like Stephan curated BCO

I’m a poor so I don’t have kable and kan’t watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but from what I read on Jez, Kourtney has always seemed chill and sweet, SO FUCK THIS FOOL.

he’d been allowed to play as part of a “one-time supervised part of a rehabilitation process”