Instead of putting more nannies on cars, how about we enforce the rules we already have?  

Revenue != Profit

We’re so close!

The blame falls squarely on the criminals stealing cars, maybe the parents of the criminal for raising their kids in a shytty manner, and no one else. If we treated criminals like they do in Singapore (with a violent ass beating in addition to prison time and fines) this wouldn’t be an issue. The car is an inanimate…

It won’t be too soon that CGI will be so realistic that you will not need actual actors either.

If anything, I would assume it was able to notice the dog and get on the brakes sooner than a human would be able to.

BUT at the end of the day Bosch did not design a suitable pump to meet the requirements of our fuel.  It would be nice to have better fuel, but that is not the case.

Being that so many recalls like this are now just software that can be updated OTA (over the air), it kind of takes the teeth out of the recall, the stock might tank on the news for a few days etc. Where previously it was a bit of an ordeal, it all had to be done at a dealer with their special computer plugged in to…

death by flatulence

I read this as a poem. 

“it isn’t fair to ask tens of millions of borrowers eligible for relief to resume their student debt payments while the courts consider the lawsuit,”

No Yellowbird makes this list all bullshit. 

“a trip to space is not a rock-and-roll adventure. Instead, it is a Mount Eerie album: depressing, isolating, and bleak.”

The ad placement is perfect

Can I still put 2 spaces after a period?  

So do KIND bars fit within the new definition?

Maybe don’t cheat on Donkey Kong. The best game ever made!

Princess Di? More like Princess DIED!

30 day impound? How about “NoMo” car? What happens when someone gets killed by these morons? I have a feeling the cities will be held liable financially. Much like the start of drag racing which was to get the racing off the streets, why don’t they organize events in abandoned industrial parking lots, to keep the…

The self-misrepresentation of influencers, and the effect of that on their devotees, is absolutely a problem to the extent it leads to unrealistic expectations. Those unrealistic expectations can manifest in all kinds of accidental or intentional self-harm or psycho-emotional problems.