You must think that only black Africans could have been slaves. I’m afraid that you slept through most of your world history courses. Nearly every civilisation throughout human history has either owned, or been owned as, slaves at some point in the past.

Are those the same indians who used to drive herds of buffalo off of cliffs?  If so, fuck ‘em.

I’ve listed to Marc Maron’s postcast before, I was disappointed. J Thorne needs a better audio engineer.
If you listen to all of these, I suggest you seek treatment for your mental health.

1 down, which one of those stupid people is next.

1) make sure the fire extinguisher in the trunk works
2) buy a funnel for adding oil, and use it. (you won’t need #1)
3) don’t let your wife drive your car (better yet, don’t marry her in the first place)
4) Invite these women into the back seat:
Catherine, Joy, Michelle, Karen, Emily, Michelle, Erica, Johnna, Angie,Stacey…

At least he didn’t have a medical emergency caused by the airbag slamming her mouth closed.

Grand prize has to go to Garth Jennings for The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, since he destoyed the earth.

All of the titles that used the word ‘featuring’ could have been safely, and correctly, left off of this list.

An even better sandwitch is is mix ground beef and (mild) sausage and fill the onion rings before you deep-fry them.   My mothers grandmother brought that recipe from Germany in 1915.

If you think Enya was good, check out Clannad, since that’s who she used to sing for before going solo.

You can also keep yourself erect if you have ED with careful (very careful) use of the larger zip ties (the 1/2 wide ones.)

Its not specific to the left coast, but to fucking cops. When I got my license, the local police force got in shitloads of trouble because a group of people who lived along a straight, wide, and long street got tired of the cops flipping their blue lights on so they could blast through red lights. They sat in front…

You haven’t heard that the feature is non-refundable and non-transferable?  

Or about 12% of Teslas...  

How in the world could you write an article about the prices of cars without mentioning, at least in passing, The Car Allowance Rebate System, which took 677,081 out of the market.

Just remember kids, you can’t earn your first semi-colon tattoo without one of these.

And when we ran out of everclear, I’d drink nyquil, the sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so how the fuck did I get here, medicine. And what day is it and where, in fact, is here?
I’m surprised jail cells or the ICU didn’t feature in my teens and twenties...
I’m also still surprised that I lived…

“Way to miss the point, Brightline.” - authors

Matt Brown has Telsa-rear wheel-drive-unit modified a Jaguar

If you’ve never hung a garage door, sure, pay someone to do it.