This only makes sense if the sounds are uniquely assigned to weight classes. i.e. a subcompact, pickup, delivery van, 18-wheeler should all have distinctly different sounds. They should also be different by velocity. Its not like you can’t get killed by a subcompact moving at 40km/h as easily as an 18-wheeler…

Grand Theft Auto meets Microsoft Flight Simulator.   Forget stealing a car....fucking steal a plane.

Yes, Cambridge University is in Cambridge, but MIT is also in Cambridge.  Were you not able to look that up on the Internet?

If life begins at conception, and I don’t agree with that incorrect statement, then if a pregnant woman wants to terminate the pregnancy, can they simply give the embryo up for adoption?

Its an elecric copy of the Brabham BT46B.  

They need to also pass a law that after the next gas station closes for any reason, that the city shut down all of the government-owned pumps that are in its jurisdiction. This will mean that their police and fire departments, and any sherifs or othe government agencies would have to start paying retail prices and…

You should go to youtube and watch Dempsey race in his own car.  Yes, his team still competes here, they have two entries on the grid, but I think he has retired from racing.

No, what you should do is go home, take a drink of drain cleaner, and go sit on the curb until you’re dead.  But first you should get a notary to mark your DNR paperwork.

Be very careful. If your s.o. and her daughter have names starting with the same letter, you can get youself into a situation that may go places you didn’t intend if you inadvertently send a message meant for the first, to the second. On the other hand, if you play your cards right, you can get to the point where…

What you should not do is start drinking before you get home, and drink every day from 11am until 2am (or whatever your local bar hours are) until you have drunk your way through all of your retirement funds.  Ask me how I know...

If you do anything other than let them in, they’re going to be pissed. However, if you are brave, you can ask to read the warrant, and when they hand you your copy, begin reading it, out loud. They are not allowed to proceed until you finish, and let them in (unless your fuckwad roommates start shooting through the…

How could I possibly have forgotten that the Nurbrurgring 24 hours was this weekend????

Or you can unlimber your 1775 era cannon filled with grapeshot and give the police a good seeing to.

And always remember that cops aren’t responsible for anything they do:

Well, I have to agree with him. She’s not attractive to me, but then I don’t expect her to care.  For what its worth, I don’t think he’s attractive, either, and probably cares even less.

Not only that, but when I got my license, it was $25 and proof of insurance.  In German, during the same year, it was more than $1000 to meet all of the requirements.

check out the commedian, Chris Port on Tubi (and elsewhere). about 2/3 though the show he starts talking about how his girlfriend didn’t like taco bell, so he dumped her. and then went on to say that taco bell took out a full page ad in usa today that said their beef was not 85% beef but some other percentage less…

Qualifying for the 2022 Bathurst 12 Hour starts at 11:20pm EDT, today 13 May 2022.

If your house has vinyl siding, you shouldn’t do anything. Thieves can simply approach the side of your house, use a box cutter to slice a door-sized opening into your siding. They can then cut the sheetrock and viola this have a 5'x2' hole in your wall.

When I was 18, the answer to “How Long Does Liquor Last After You Open a Bottle?“ would have been 6 hours. 20 years later it was 8 hours. 30 years later, its two days, but I only open two a year.