Good job for the morons at the Connecticut DoT. If they had added a single word, like ‘paved’, then their advice would have been correct. It would have been even more correct if they had said ‘paved roads if the snow coverage is incomplete’. If there’s 4 inches of snow on the roads, and you understand that reducing…

Fuck barking at your own pet, bark at everyone elses pets.  Meow at their stupid cats (if you don’t have anything to throw), bark at the damn dogs, and remember, don’t leave both of your gates open because you won’t be able to confine that stray dog if you have to close both gates before calling animal control.  Also,…

#11 - The Conne from the Matrix series: i agree. However you overlooked these:
1) Oddball’s Shermans from Kelly’s Heroes
2) 1967 Olds Toronado from Kill Me Three Times
3) 1984 Ferrari 308 GTS Quattrovalvole from Magnum, P.I.
4) 1986 Winnebago Chieftain 33 from Spaceballs
5) 1936 Buick Series 60 (originally...) from Topper
6)…

Sitting across from each other. This allows my significat other to put her foot in my lap so I can, depending on the tablecloth situation, unzip and let her play with me while we dine. Yes, she has long legs, and I love her and her feet.

Just tell her she’s fat and needs to lose weight. She’ll find that her performance insurance premiums will drop along with her excessive weight.

And not a response to the articles themselves?

If you’re simply monitoring the level-2 automated system, what you will get are:
1) better gas mileage or range per battery charge
2) less tire wear
but you also get worn down by having to pay full attention yet do nothing (assuming the level-2 automated system is a better driver than you are)

Your best bet is to use a directional antenna and a scanner that will pick up (but not be able to decrypt) the police radio bands.

Bah, electric motor rate limiters don’t make that sound.

Neither will any of the N95 or lesser (i.e. sky-blue medical type) masks. In fact, I think you’ll find that more than 99.5% of masks sold have statements printed on the container stating their lack of protection against covid19. The CDC studied mask protection in the early 2010's and found that nothing short of a…

Do what we do when we go out.  We order dessert first.   This way we get dinner and anything we don’t eat becomes tomorrow’s lunch.

What I want to know is how, on the youtube tv app, to disable auto captions when the the tv/youtube app and the video are in different languages.

Why?  Surely disenfecting a dirty surface also disinfects the dirt.

They also need the mission planning time.

Can he repeat that in the context of the U.S. Presidential elections?  Because it seems to me that that’s how we currenty do it.

You should write for Jalopnik, you’ve told us something exciting without telling us what anything means....

The best part is that if you pour a beer into a cop car, they won’t be able to chase you in that car.   They also won’t be able to patrol downwind of breweries because of the alcohol in the air.

Because if you drink and drive and die, we don’t care. If you kill or maime someone else, we sue your estate on their behalf.

“The lack of early safety data on pregnant people and seeming disagreement from global health agencies opened a gaping hole where anti-vaccine misinformation seeped in.”

“Nor’easter crashed a docked boat into a bridge in Florida”