What do they say about dating, simultaneously, your live-in girlfriend’s 22yo daughter?  

1969 Ford LTD 4-door w/ Police Intercepter option pack, with the hidden headlights, in Vantablack... I can afford 6.4mpg.

How could you not list at least 50 hours of this video:

They also don’t have to stop for the police and can’t get ticketed or stopped while they’re delivering mail.  This also includes the regional 18-wheelers delivering mail from one hub to the next.

Who cares?  I want to know when the Kung-fu Panda series is going to be streaming again.

The only reason that nascar exists, along with many other things, like PT boats, is the government passing laws outlawing alcohol.  

I never embellished my resume.  

I failed to graduate because I left school to go to work. My cumulative GPA when I left was 1.86. I’ve now been in IT for over 30 years. I’ve managed small networks, large networks, global networks, and systems that supported $12M/day production facilities.  

The only reason they’re texting you is because they want to have sex with you.
Alternately...
The reason you aren’t getting an answer is because they know this and don’t want to have that conversation with you.

Remind me, again, what the size of those viruses are? And the minimum size to be stopped by an N95 mask? a surgical mask? a bandana? OH, RIGHT, NONE OF THEM WILL...

On the other hand, if the cash is going to soon be worthless, would you rather have a car or a car payment?  

Why would you watch anything with that actor on a device that nice?

Why would you watch anything with that actor on a device that nice?

If you haven’t already locked your credit reports with all of the credit bureaus (good luck finding all of them holding information on you), then you really should.   Since the Equifax hack, noone should be able to request a credit report on you without you pre-authorizing that request.

No, go back and read to the end of the article. They have to know what your state, city, and zip code in order to pay the correct business taxes to the required jurisdictions.

THIS is why I read jalopnik!

No, but I make sure my, usually murderous, soto voce comments are heard by their parents.  I also take video and do my best David Attenborough voiceover describing the parents’ utter lack of concern.

What happened in 1919?

Heaven?  Not likely.

You can actually buy them, but the only way to do so is to find one at a police auction. My parents bought one of U-Haul’s competitor’s trailers in the early 70's from a police auction.

Dear Take-two, don’t pay her anything.