Wrong? I’m sure Cena signed the contract, that he then violated the terms of. He’s lucky that there wasn’t a right-of-first-refusal clause, because he’d have to buy the car back and offer it to Ford, first.

No, the problem is stupid people driving the current speed limit in the left lane. If you’re not passing, move right. The speed limits are set based on the 80th percentile, and I’d really prefer that the speed limits be much higher.

This is yet another reason why the minimum wage is $10 too high

Thanks to Ford for this.

Whew, now I don’t have to move the cable box into the sun room, just the bigscreen.

You’re a fool. Anyone who expects to work in an entry-level job at 1/2 time and expect to live on it is a fool, too.

I think you’ll find that a shot of raspberry schnapps can turn any plain vanilla milkshake or Frosty into no-I-don’t-know-how-many-I’ve-had-and-I-want-one-more and before you know it, walking will be a challenge.

Obviously, Samantha Fuentes has never heard Barack Obama speak without the aid of a TelePrompTer. He’s worse than Malcolm Gladwell, who ums and ahs his way through every talk I’ve ever heard. Its like Barack learned to read, and stopped there. Even worse, he once intruduced himself without realizing it, in my opinion…

Dear sledgehammer guy, next time, don’t bash the doors, hood, or glass, just give each right-side wheel a good whack so that you flat-spot the bearings. Another trick you can pull is to remove all of the wheel weights. If you’re in a hurry, simply clip off the valve stems, but if you’ve got time, give all of the lug…

I started driving a 1969 4-door Ford LTD. Damn, I miss that car, even at 8mpg I miss that car. After it died, I got a 1978 LTD, but it wasn’t as nice as the 69 model.

Risk your life? Why? Is your husband raping you or are you just stupid?

I still remember seeing that Porsche ad* in print for the first time.

The interlock also killed a lady who was trying to escape from her attackers. unfortunatly, the car wouldn’t start until the seatbelt was fastened, and, you guessed it, she was pulled from the car and killed.

I cut back on the number of days per week I spent at The Follies in Atlanta....from 7 to 6 to pay for my 94 Mustang GT.

They aren’t victims of ‘the situation,’ they’re victims of their father.

So? That’s Mexico’s problem.

I’m male. There’s no reason under the sun why my insurance plan should cover ANYTHING concerning female biology. It shouldn’t cover the pill, pap smears, cervical exams, or mamograms. It shouldn’t have a list of gynocologists. It shouldn’t cover pregnancy, childbirth or neonatal anything. I’m male.

Small as in spending, you moron.

Sorry, no, the P-61 was nicknamed the widowmaker because it was a bastard to fly.

So, if you get a moving violation in Michigan, you don’t have to pay it any more?