Ahem. Coming soon at Hot Topic. I keep reminding myself that I’m too old to shop there. But I really want that coat.

Awesome use of a Blazing Saddles quote.

My sis has dry frizzy curls; I have oily super fine straight hair. We both love Lush hair products. She started using the Curly Wurly shampoo and her hair looks so good now. Their products are a little pricy, but you generally use small amounts. Our particular shampoos each cost about $30 but they last 5-6 months.

Ahem. May I present Endora in a lame’ muumuu with a hooka.

I’m thinking a crown made of these flexible neck booklights

Thank you. But really it’s just utter laziness. The apocalypse just looks exhausting. All that walking and running and scrounging.

Not completely photographic but very high retention. If I’ve read it, I’ll remember it, particularly if it interested me. I don’t “see” it in my head, but if I put myself back in the moment so to speak, it’ll come back to me. And if not I usually know where to get the info.

Freedom of movement is covered in the Constitution (Article IV, Section 2, Clause 1) under the Privileges and Immunities Clause. But, if I remember correctly, it is specific to government interference of a citizens travel on public highways.

Believe me, nothing’s made for people under 5'6. I’m 5' none of those are a fit for me. Most places my feet don’t touch the ground. So by the time I leave my hips and back are killing me from the weight of my legs just hanging there. In cars the lumbar support is in the wrong place, the headrest pushes my head forward…

Sure. I love seeing a pattern that’s been done by different sewists. All the slight variations showing their personal style and skills make it so neat. 

Thank you! Going to the store today.

Thank you! I saw a picture of a similar one and just made my own pattern for it. The chair came about because, like me, my sister is vertically challenged. Our feet don’t touch the floor in modern rocking chairs. So I found a really cheap vintage chair and stopped it down to its bones and replaced/refurbished…

Wow. Sorry about the pic size. I just finished this quilt for my sister who’s due in the next couple of weeks. Made it to go with a chair I reupholstered for her.

That is an awesome skirt. I really want one for me. Do you have the company name and pattern number handy by any chance?

The only way I got a shirt not to gape is a tailor or seamstress. And usually a seamstress. Boobs can mystify a male tailor.

I can’t run for office. I say fuck too much. They’d never be able to print a direct quote.

I’ve had the notion for a while that courts need two branches at the judicial level. The first is the procedural branch that runs the trial itself, making sure all laws and procedures are met. The second is the sentencing branch. Those judges are given a blind account of the trial (no qualifiers as to race, gender,…

Love, love love sewing! It kinda started out as a necessity (really short with huuuuuuuuge boobs), but now it’s my primary creative outlet and how I make a living. I sew everything from curtains to costumes to cocktail dresses and even the occasional wedding dress.

Those are so unflattering. If you reallllly want some, go full retro with a 40's cut like these. Sweetheart neckline good for showcasing the girls (shirt optional), nipped waist to give hourglass shape, and full legs to give an overall slimming look. Downside is you probably won’t find these in a store. But the…

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