I can explain two of those things, Stimpson.

Do any Deadspinners know anything about AFL (Australian rules football) or watch on the semi-reg? Or, even more impressive, been to an actual game?

Better choice:

This is the best series Gawker Media has treated us to in a long time. And that includes 500 Days of Mrs. Jay Cutler.

Whatever country’s flag he’s wearing, I hope we kicked the shit out of it in some unjustifiable war and forced democracy onto its people.

As someone who was raised on Calvin & Hobbes and is now a grad student with LIGO, I deeply appreciate this post.