I feel like: 1. if there’s going to be a civil war, having a President Trump might delay it, but won’t stop it,

I think HRC is smart to have someone else do this on her behalf. If I were I’d stay as far away from this as possible. If it fails she won’t look like a sore loser. And if succeeds she might become President, although it’s probably wishful thinking.

Its the long shot, but the civil war thing crossed my mind also — but then I reviewed all the folks he’s planning to surround himself with, said f- it, and handed over $25.

This is the most beautiful visual

I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, if a recount happens and comes out in Clinton’s favor, yay President Clinton. On the other hand, I’m a little afraid that might actually start a civil war at this point.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?