Have you ever noticed that if you're complimenting someone's dress and it has pockets, that person is like, "Thanks! It has pockets!"

Most of those sliding doors have wheels on a track, and you can remove the doors. That's the way I cleaned mine – before ditching them entirely in favor of a washable curtain.

Gawd yes! All I want is some simple t-shirts that used to be available at any store that aren't tissue-thin or pre-worn-to-shreds. I need to wear them at work and look like a grown up, but still be able to crawl behind furniture and get dirty. It's just impossible. I got all three that were available at Target and…

Shark Week packages! Cardboard boxes with pads, tampons, menstrual cups whatever, midol, chocolate, whatever...with brightly coloured outsides.

Abortion = TERMINATION OF A PREGNANCY

OVARIES OF STEEL

Go HAM= Hard As a Motherfucker, putting forth a lot of effort

I'll be vicariously living through you.

I do look down on women who don't believe that women and men should have equal rights, yes. What about that disturbs you?

#womenagainstfeminism

tears of men? Or am I still doing it wrong?