My ex-girlfriend worked at his bar in Park City. He’s a bit... handsy with the lady staff.

Fenske? is that you?

Subaru Outback?

Nobody’s done an LFA v10 yet...

Toyota seems to be doing just fine.

#COTD (IMO, These don’t always have to be funny.)

Think about what you just said... a relatively maintenance free, used BMW. Take all the time you need.

Can you do something about the headlamps, too?

I don’t like the headlamps and the grille. I just... No. Please, no.

I’d wager 5252 lbs.

Oh cool, another car I can’t afford.

I might pay this for an RA25 Celica. For an old, exceptionally clean Mazda with a questionable engine? Get bent.

Subarus had McIntosh audio in the early 2000s with the upper trim Outbacks (H6 VDC, LL Bean, maybe the XTs and Spec Bs in the mid 2000s generation)

No Dice? So that’s not a reference to Dr. Dre or Snoop shooting dice in the halls of CIS with Dirty Left?

That kid isn’t black enough for an AR-15 response.

The Jeep Wagoneer... This time with 80% more ‘Murica, built right in.

I prefer binging NPOCP. It’s more fun that way.

Did you miss this one?

Why is this being rebranded with “No Dice” instead of “Crack Pipe”?
What the fuck, man?

Should have invited Doug over for a “Quirks and Features” segment.