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Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers are over.

It reads like stereo instructions.

Happy a male could step in here and tell us all how old she really looks. Thank you!

his fake tan rivals Trumps fake tan.. it was beautiful in the first debate

I actually don’t mind those, it takes a lot of effort and guesswork out of the gift-giving. Ah, you’re getting married? What can I afford? One fork? Excellent, happy wedding, here is your dinglehopper.

Same here. My sister actually contracted whooping cough when I was pregnant (miserable for her, scary for me). I had to go on a course of antibiotics as a precaution.

Which is why I got the pertussis vaccine while I was pregnant! My doc recommended it & said it would offer some immunity to my baby & until he was old enough to get it himself. I hate how anti-science this country has become.

Every anti-vaxx idiot should be forced to watch this, A Clockwork Orange-style.

That video should be playing in every pediatric and doctor’s office waiting room. FEEL BAD PEOPLE.

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Does Fiorina know what Whooping Cough looks like in babies who are too young for their vaccinations so might catch it from unvaxxed older kids?

Remember, it’s always the parents’ choice. Their freedom to choose is tantamount. The government should never control that important right to the plans you have for your family. Your “family planning,” if you will.

If my clit were a person, he or she would be the one who signs up when the police ask for volunteers to demonstrate a taser on.

I can’t not laugh at “wiener”, and I can’t not laugh at the visual of a wiener curvily protruding from a bald spot.

Yeah, the last guy that did that (like six years ago now), I was very taken aback. But he was super hot, so I soldiered on.

Especially when they are generally pretty hairy except for a neatly shaved bald patch surrounding their weiner. Yikes. That is the least sexy thing ever.

The worst sex I've ever had was after he shaved and there was stubble. My poor chafed clit.

Fuck that shit! What use is keeping a plane in the air if you have to expose a person to *triggers*?