“An armed woman is EXACTLY as strong as an armed man.”

“Use the system. Use the system. Use the system.”

do you have like a google alert for anything fashion related on jezebel

Listen, I didn’t spend all morning making shit up so you could come in here and try to shoot me down with made-up facts about stuff that never happened.

That’s a fictional motion picture created for your entertainment. I am talking about real life.

She’s probably crying because she figured out what Santorum means.

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Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

HA! my brother and his wife had two and named them, “Charlie” and "henry"! I love it! nice to see traditional, NORMAL names once in a blue moon! I despise non-names, made-up names, and made-up names with horribly dumb spelling. That's my #1 indication of white trash - if you've a ridiculous, made-up name, then I know…

Bronx Mowgli? From the Concrete Jungle Book?

If you had kept watching, you would have seen repeated references to how stupid it was that the adults in town looked the other way. The blonde nerdy guy from Rent has a whole scene about this!

Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?

“...erections are for the most part involuntary...”

By all photographic evidence, I didn’t even have any clothing until I was old enough for school. Thank god there was no facebook then, because apparently I was always naked.

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”