That’s why the grail is lost. The freemasons are just terrible at their jobs.

The attitude that all cultures are deserving of respect is complete bullshit. None of them are perfect, but some should just end.

it’s hilariously ironic that you missed my joke in the way you did, as i have never signed up to twitter or tweeted/texted anything in my life. i don’t even own a smartphone. lol

I want that to be on Todd Akin’s tombstone.

...of the 234 women recently rescued by the Nigerian army after being abducted by Boko Haram last year, a staggering number of them—214—are pregnant.

Twitter agrees.

My ex-boyfriend was thrown in the back of a campus police van one night due to “jaywalking.” ONe cop was very belligerent with him, threatened him with his gun, and made disparaging comments about his hometown of New Orleans (“yeah, you know how people from there are. Gotta be careful.”) When we went to report the…

I try to read sometimes, too, but it generally means death-gripping the book with sweaty hands while rereading the same paragraph or sentence uncomprehendingly. I think it’s just what you are saying, books take a little more effort that I can’t spare when I’m actually terrified.

I remember a flight out of denver where everyone was WOOing like a roller coaster, and we actually clapped when the turbulence stopped. A 50/50 mix of fear relief and excitement

I’ve always gone to “the pilots are experienced and don’t want to die either” when I have a moment of fear. And then that fucker crashed the plane into the mountains, so now it will have to be, “the pilots are experienced and most likely don’t want to die and they’ve probably implemented that new rule that they can’t…

Every time I see an article about abortion I get the urge to run a kickstarter aimed at conservatives to teach them that “Abortions Only Kill Liberals”: I would spread propaganda about how “Liberals have manipulated Conservatives into being against abortions to swell the numbers of people on welfare rolls so that they…

obviously

“I could help if you just gave me a chance!”

In one debate, [Cruz] proposed a method to detect infidelity, in which God should “give women a hymen that grows back every time she has intercourse with a different guy, because that will be a ‘visible sign’ of the breach of trust,” according to a recollection by David Kennedy published in a Harvard debate team…

People project their own bizarre food theories onto their kids all the time.

Sure, lady.

I noticed you said "food intolerances" vice "allergies." Sounds like your kid is gluten free based on your own, I'm sure very professional and medically sound, diagnosis.

Working as a teller at a bank is garbage. You know who comes inside a bank in the 21st century? Old people, people with problems and old people with problems. I was working as a teller in southwest florida, the horrible old white people capital of the earth, and daily some nasty old person would try to get me to…

I'd been working in the same downtown pub for 5 years (great little hole in the wall, so fun, but super dodgy sometimes, very blue-collar clientele/white collar slum spot) and had somehow managed to be the only server there who'd never been assaulted. Never shoved, bitten, spit on, hit, etc. Like I said, dodgy.

Ha Ha Ha Ha! Yeah, I read that article and you know what? I thought it was horseshit. Lindy West made herself out to be not a very bright woman in it. Her logical processes in that article are... Plbbbhhh... Leave her to what she is good at - writing Dirt Bag and her own personal obsessions of how "the world is…