This is tutu cute.

I think those idiots believe they’d easily be able to tell if someone was trans. They think they all look like drag queens.

I look at the following in a public restroom: The floor to avoid stepping in urine puddles, the wall directly in front of the urinal, the faucet. Then I get out.

I’m going to be Nina Garcia and say “I don’t know who this girl is. Where is she going?”

And, I mean, thank God, y’know? I have vivid memories of attending sleep-away camp as a pre-teen boy and having to take a leak in a circular urinal every night at bedtime. “Intimidating” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

I dunno though. I could be down to teach him about feminism for two weeks in exchange for some fine dining. I consider myself highly principled, but not when it comes to food.

Yep. When I was in college, my parents had no idea what my assignments were or when I did them. Their only concern was that my grades were good enough to keep my scholarship.

But he’s not going to fail. His mommy is going to buy him a passing grade, by tutor or outright buying a paper.

Also, colleges offer FREE tutoring, which I’m assuming is advertised on at least one bulletin board in each building, if not all of them (especially now that the end of the semester is near). Putting up a Craigslist ad for “help” with a paper tells me that this mother is looking for someone to basically write the…

Every once in a while I need a Friday night at home with a big bowl of popcorn and cheap wine movie. Perfect analysis, thanks!

It’s decent if you’ve had at least 2 glasses of wine and you’re in the mood for that kind of movie.

For a single person with no kids and no debt, $75k seems perfectly reasonable in LA. People in LA labour under the delusion that they live in an expensive city, but then you go to *actually* expensive places like SF, NYC, London and so on and it’s cheap (and you get way more space) in comparison.

Notting Hill rules.

Gravity is the movie Sandra Bullock should have gotten the Oscar for. Not that stupid white savior nonsense she was in.

YAAAS! I love hot sauce, sweet or spicy or peppery or garlicy or fiery or just zesty. The Tijuana Flats hot sauce bar is my favorite, as are their gift packs. What I choose depends on the food or my mood. My work cafeteria very kindly has about 5 different hot sauces at the counter so when I get my delicious veggie…

You can go fuck yourself.

I was bracing for the worst, but Jia obviously played with that, knowing her audience (A+). I was hoping against hope there might be a hot sauce carry bag mention, but maybe next time...

I’m not an Anna Wintour sympathizer or anything, but “icon” status requires a uniform, like Kurt Lagerfeld, which transcends current trends and is easily recognizable as that person’s individual style. Most people would look ridiculous with Wintour’s or Lagerfeld’s style, but they have “give no fucks” attitudes. The…

I'm happy that many zoos have phased out elephants, though I don't know if be comfortable removing them totally from captivity. Elephants and rhinos are being mowed down by poachers in protected wildlife preserves. Many endangered species exist in areas that have great political unrest. The idea that we can save them…

So you are saying an animal only has value if released into the wild? A lot of zoos are moving away from housing the popular African species. Many Zoos are phasing out elephants as we speak. Are you against zoos because of what they used to be? Can they not adapt and change? I can’t speak for every lion, but no, I do…