I think she’s vapid and all-round revolting, but this dress is cool as hell! So sculptural, yet so fluid how it pools on the floor! Physics!

That dress is just way too tight. Not because she isn’t skinny. Because it’s the wrong size.

I was just saying how it looks like a worse knock off of Alicia Vikander’s cool Golden Globe apron frock. I think that proves Alicia’s fashion queen status.

Maybe someone told her she looked like a cake frosting rose. (I do like it better, but then, I also like cake.)

The last time I was in Southern California I mentioned to a local friend that I loved See’s candy and hoped to bring some back for some coworkers and a big supply for myself. She said, “I have a few coupons” (a relative obsessively collects them and distributes them generously.) I was given something like $70 worth of…

Hahaha, this is my life too. Except my heart-shaped box is filled with the red Lindors (the very best Lindors, I argue). My cat would like to assure both of us humans that this is the best life, and we’re serving our life purposes as cat-warmers and pamperers admirably.

Lol, my thought was the same like damn someone is going to get hurt.

I think it’s safe to say that there wasn’t enough moisture for pruney fingers.

No, she shouldn’t have ended up with Duckie! Duckie is the proto-Nice Guy.

A friend of mine is an attorney who is bringing another 300 of these cases. We’ve talked about this extensively. Here’s some straight talk.

For some of us it’s not about shame. It’s about being comfortable. Crotch sweat is real and it’s uncomfortable — yes, even with cotton underwear. A little shake of powder on the external pudendum and inner thigh (not to be too graphic) helps keep chafing at bay. It’s not a “sad fucking head space” to want to be able…

Probably, just not as quickly as the sun is killing you.

Can we not joke about Camilla’s looks? I mean come on.

The media didn’t change the rules. The cultural revolution and feminism changed the rules; they redefined marriage. Women deserve so much more than to be sold into marriages for social and political reasons to a man who will neither love nor be faithful to them. They deserve more than suffering the humiliation of…

3 step process to being “knowledgeable about fashion”

If you say so.

Probably accurate. It is unlikely that she doesn't actually know anything about fashion before the industrial revolution-ish. I was just surprised that someone was acting like the 1920s invented color and higher hemlines. As though those things had never been popular before.

I use the Stila all day waterproof (similar to KVD tattoo liner but I like it better). Easy to apply, great staying power, and comes off fairly easily. I don’t use under eye concealer, but I do apply YSL touche éclat and it REALLY brightens up my face. I really do think it’s worth the hype!

This is beautifully written and brought back a lot of funny memories of obnoxious shit my dearly departed cats used to do.

This guy is obviously a total asshole, like an increasingly large percentage of the population of San Francisco. But the homeless problem is getting worse and worse, and the powers that be don’t seem to be concerned with doing much about it (apart, of course, from sweeping it under the rug for Super Bowl). Anecdata, I…