I actually didn’t know it was a tradition to pay for bridesmaids’ dresses- had I known I would have happily paid for them but I just went with finding the most affordable option that would also look good on everyone. What I don’t get it is not paying for professional hair and make up for bridesmaids if that’s what you…

My first recommendation is that you try a different site. I know I personally had better luck with OKC, finding that the folks on Match were often way too old and that I was getting a lot of folks from across the country emailing me. Also, Match is notorious for keeping folks on there even after they've cancelled…

he also poisoned himself drinking pickle juice as a kid.

Also, please, no live animals. I have literally seen, with my eyes, goldfish bowls used as centerpieces. Also, on one of the wedding boards, there was a lady that was planning an Alice in Wonderland themed wedding and wanted to have cages with white rabbits on her tables. I’m still not sure if she was serious. If she…

I was just watching “I found the gown” (don’t hate) and this girl said her theme was Bonnie and Clyde because they were together forever and there was nothing that they wouldn’t do as a couple that wasn’t a thousand times better than they would do singularly. They were as in love as Bonnie and Clyde. What now?

Are we at that point now where we are allowed to proclaim that Halle Berry is a terrible actress, and that her performance in Monster’s Ball was just a fluke?

That is exactly what we are doing — and why we are doing it. One of my bridesmaids was so grateful she cried. She’s a bridesmaid in 2 other weddings that month, both with $200 bridesmaid dresses. She’s wearing a dress she already owns to mine. Two other bridesmaids are trying to get pregnant. I can’t even imagine…

You know, I tried to do this very thing. I told my bridesmaids that they could choose a color together if they wanted, or just decide on a style/formality level, and then started an email thread for them to do just that. And then...they picked out a dress together and all wore that one.

How about We’re Too Worried About Not Successfully Extinguishing any Fires so Let’s Just Hang Some Cool Lights From the Structure Man?

and, while they're at it, put some nice foam padding down so my back doesn't go out if I'm in sandals and don't have my orthods in. Oh my God, I'm so old.

It’s so simple..

Word. Sex isn’t the most important thing in a relationship but if you aren’t getting any it certainly becomes number one. It also never gets better. Run. Seriously, run.

I’m having trouble believing they come naturally. I’m 30. Where are they? I’m good with myself. I just would like someone to cuddle with and the cat is not having it.

Stacey London raised you well.

I don’t have much for this, sorry. I’m not clear on the part about not getting up and walking out after the part about the live-in baby/baby-mama came up. Oh, and spelling the word “jipped” doesn’t make it any less offensive. Sorry.

That’s less of a pyramid and more of a ziggurat.

Twins?

If they ever decide to expand “Make a Wish” to include “30-year-olds who just have had a rough go of it lately”, that is legit what I am asking for. Preferably with straight gin. Because apparently that’s how Lizzie rolls.

This is second-semester Senior Obama and I’m here for it.