I look forward to many scenes of Lucy and Desi hurriedly walking down hallways while having intense conversations.

Most moisturizers just plump your skin and fill in wrinkles to create the appearance of less wrinkles but don’t actually get rid of them. The only ingredient really proven to get rid of wrinkles is a retinoid, which is a prescription (although you can get a non prescription retinol). AHAs (glycolic, lactic, and…

Hehe. I speak some French and the name makes me giggle. It’s dry-fast dry-fast topcoat.

Tony was the sexiest asshole ever!

I never bought the old ones! My vague recollection is that I tried them on once and found them uncomfortable (ran very narrow on me, I think?). BUT I have a pair of the new ones (bought on sale) and I find them structurally VERY comfortable, though I wish they were leather lined because the foot sweat from a poly…

I never bought the old ones! My vague recollection is that I tried them on once and found them uncomfortable (ran…

I’ve only ever bought the suede version of these, too. And yeah, the quality has gone down. The last pair I got this was actually not just marked imported it was marked made in China. My others were made in Italy.

I’ve only ever bought the suede version of these, too. And yeah, the quality has gone down. The last pair I got this…

I think I’ve bought 6 pairs of Cece flats. I love these shoes so much I’ve bought multiple pairs at full price ($125).

I think I’ve bought 6 pairs of Cece flats. I love these shoes so much I’ve bought multiple pairs at full price…

A non-profit social center in Columbus had an astounding response to the signs that were up at Ohio State. (This is a mock-up. People were begging them to actually print it and put it up)

My face through the entire butt video:

I don’t think Snowpiercer was meant to be instructional...

Dear fellow readers of Kitchenette:

I only watched it because it was part of the “TGIF” block with Family Matters and my all-time favorite:

I don’t live in the States anymore but have many friends and relatives who do. Can you point me to some useful links? It’s time to stand up and fight this shit. I am fortunate, as are my kids, that we live in a country where there is not only universal health care but also the understanding that we’re sexual beings…

I helped organize nationwide coalition protests a couple of years ago and there are still frequent demonstrations about reproductive rights and other women’s issues. Jezebel and other mainstream sites don’t cover feminist organizing for some reason. But if you really do want to get involved, I'm sure you can find an…

Maybe a gift certificate for a good local bakery. In this climate, I’d be wary of eating baked goods from people I didn’t know.

I feel like the ladies on the spinning wheel contraption are giggling for reasons unrelated to their love of fitness.

I still posit that all New Yorkers are simply being held hostage and have developed Stockholm Syndrome. You all only love your city because the alternative is to realize just how horribly depressing your “living situation” truly is.

I was shocked the first time I received a sandwich without a pickle. Not having chips didn’t bother me so much because unlike most people, I find sandwiches filling. However, I am a goddamned pickle fanatic. That is one of the best parts of ordering a sandwich.

Okay, I don’t always follow fashion mags, but it seems rather remarkable to me that the September issue (which I am told is important?) is putting that much focus/page-count on POC. Maybe it’s just a spread, not necessarily the cover, but still.

So is GOOP doing some sort of modern version of Marie Antoinette’s shepherdess picnic cosplay?