The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.

same. i was scratching and clawing at my monitor and just beating the shit out of it with my fists to get the pepperoni football out. when that didn’t work i just started chewing on the glass and crying and screeching. i guess it’s just a picture of food though

This is actually an underrated rock bottom for poor Johnny Football: When a guy who has agreed to coach the Raiders AND Browns (taking the latter job when he was still reportedly a prime candidate with other, non-cursed franchises) decides that YOU are not worth trying to fix.

Just another mistake by Jim Tomsula at Levi’s Stadium.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

A chance at a puppy based on being able to score on Montreal’s goaltending? Sounds like these kids took advantage of a Priceless opportunity.

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

Outstanding, I am now a Blair Walsh fan. He made Drew cry, and he made these kids’ year.

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

Dear Blair Walsh,

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

ill preface this comment by saying i was born and raised in Massachusetts (spent 25 yeas in Boston and the South Shore.). This has to be the first time ever that the police have covered up for a black guy.

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization

The NFL is the tobacco company telling us that cigarettes dont cause cancer.