I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Chip Kelly’s system is a natural fit for them. The 49ers offense is already one of the quickest in the league at getting on and off the field.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

This is all the proof you really need.

I know this borders on cliche by this point, but can you image the media reaction had it been Brady instead of Manning whose wife got the HGH delivered? Holy shit! The forests would burn endlessly from all the hot takez.

Deadspin may be getting more traffic, more notoriety, and even performing legitimately excellent feats of journalism that blow the traditionalists out of the water (Moskovitz/Howard longforms especially, but you know what I mean) - but it’s good to see you stay true to your roots. This is the best journalism.

And here I thought only Bills fans reached under their clothes for a pussy during games....

If Cleveland is going to cut everyone who didn’t show up then next year’s roster is going to be Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and 51 people plucked from the stands.

Anytime you can turn over a playoff team to a guy who goes a miraculous 5-9 for 69 yards without feeling in his fingers in January you gotta do it.

Jim Tomsula’s camp, meanwhile, is removing its tent from the Levi’s parking lot.

“FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE HEISMAN”

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

This asshole just called Riley Cooper elite unironically and got 14 other idiots to like his comment. What a time to be alive.

And don’t forget the drive-by that the Eagles attempted on DeSean’s reputation as they released him. That was some pretty blatantly “racism-by-implication” work.

You don't go cancelling Taco Tuesday without repercussions.

Boy, that’s a really awesome comment there az100.

But enough about the NFL’s relationship with its fans...

It’s like if you treat people as pieces in a machine rather than as human beings, they’ll resent you for it.