Is this headline trolling also? Because none of this is meant to combat trolling as I know it. It is meant to combat crimes. Me taking an outrageous stance to destroy a comment thread is trolling. Calling a swat team to kick in your door is criminal.

People who disagree with you? Sorry, I cant see who you are referring to yet...

They need to restore the comments to the archived posts. And they need to reconnect those posts to kinja. A great deletion has taken place, and humanity is worse for it.

Everyone’s all like, “but she’s really quite smart & together & liberal, she believes in the childcare this and the women’s salary that, she doesn’t really believe Donald’s campaign shit, she’s just supporting him....” And all I have to say is that that makes her WORSE than merely stupid/ignorant. If she knows he’s…

It barely even matters at this point. I don’t like Hillary, she’s not the candidate I’d have chosen and I think she’ll be a mediocre president but the fact that she isn’t polling at 80-90% has already deeply shaken my faith in this country. Obviously the ramifications of a Trump victory are still so scary that I want…

They’re professional writers! Who cares about sentence structure?

Copy editors cost money, or something, I guess. :(

They didn’t actually legalize it. The reporting on that case was unusually bad and confused even by the ordinary standards of legal reporting.

Are you by any chance Somalian? Maybe Canadian? Maybe full of shit?

Look up a guy at Harvard named B.C. Burden. He did the definitive analysis of the 2000 election and determined, mathematically, that YES, Nader swung that election. I'll take the word of a Harvard statistician over an internet commentator, but that's just me.

A vote for a 3rd party is a vote for Trump. You think any of the Republicans are going to vote 3rd party because he’s burning their party down around them? Nope. They’re gonna fall in line, and they’re gonna put Trump in the White House, because people like you who could have stopped them threw your votes away.

Al Gore lost New Hampshire, Ohio, Nevada, Florida, and Missouri by less than 5%. Guess what percent of the electorate voted for Ralph Nader in those states?

If the Democratic party does not stand for your ideals than why are you voting for them down ticket? There is a platform for the party. Everyone is pretty much on board with that platform. Why are voting for a platform that you don’t believe in?

Mathematically, you’re voting for Trump.

So you are okay with overly-bombastic, misleading shaming rhetoric?

You should vote how you want.

Sorry that you have to pretend Hillary Clinton alone is personally responsible for every war the US has been involved in EVER, so that you can help Donald Trump get elected.

It’s fine that you don’t want to vote for a candidate that you don’t think represents your ideals, but it is also fine that Bee lives in the real world and recognizes that: (1) there are only two candidates with a chance to win this presidential election and (2) if you refuse to vote for the one that most closely…

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.