Thinking exactly the same thing.

Wearing a bra is not the conventional definition of “topless.”

15. We are almost at the 15th anniversary of Mean Girls.

Agree 100 percent. Maybe the best Shakespeare character period, rivaled only by Iago.

It’s actually not. Not at all. Have you ever even read the script? Mercutio’s soliloquy? Do you think Westside Story was only about how “stupid” Tony and Maria were, or could there be other reasons that contemporized versions continue to have resonance for audiences and readers?

Your preening faculty-wifeness and utter cluelessness have put you into quick contention to be the new Yoga Nerd MD we have all awaited.

There was no “mall attack” in Istanbul. The Ataturk airport was shot up, and then the failed coup a few weeks later. The Olympiaeinkaufszentrum is in München. We’re not just some amorphous mass of Eurotrash waiting for ‘muricans to come eat Döner and drink beer.

The context actually wasn’t clear until I read your other comments.

And?

Can you get that in the U.S. now?

Pan forbid that the Mean Girls Popular Club not continue as a monolith.

Then you don't need to go the University of Chicago, OK? That's what this story is about.

There are just a lot of people on this thread insisting that this would never occur in their faculty marriage, their department, their discipline, with their advisor or from themselves. I’m in the humanities myself, and fraternization of an ill advised nature, and worse, i.e. coercion, retaliation, etc. are still…

From unfortunate experience I can tell you that the outside investigator is paid for by the institution, and usually ends up being a crony of the school’s existing in-house legal counsel. As with big pharma, the people paying for the investigation influence the outcomes. If the Title IX thing doesn't get them, these…

Wow, so much protesting from the house academics...

Wow. First the “my man.” And now this. Working up to an interesting troll personality. Subtle. Kudos.

Schtick. If stereotypes are your area of expertise, be advised.

Pan forbid that the thousands of people who are not stay at home dads have a way to get to and perform delivery, construction, and other manual labor jobs.

WTF is a “black beater”?

Liking all your stuff but you must realize by now you'll never penetrate the consciousness of the third-wavers here. There is a refusal to acknowledge the real reasons people on Jezebel have a cult-like reverence for Schumer and that she is just as much a refined product as the payola artists this site keeps shilling…