Laughing hard at ''Wintour is coming''

The square brackets earrings really baffle me. Why would you want to put your whole face in brackets? It would seem like your face was an afterthought.

If only The Daily Mash was real:

I thought the Diplo tweet inspired the crowdfunding campaign? In which case, surely it counts as shade?

My next door neighbour's dog is called Taliban. He's a lovely hound and he wanders around our residential complex in the mornings greeting folks and being generally adorable. The other morning he decided to follow me to work and sneaked out past me through the gate and out into the street. I started to call for him as…