No, sorry, sex play is not always about partying. I have friends who are swingers, I’ve been in open relationships, I go to private parties and events at clubs, and the ‘party’ part unambiguously includes drugs. In this scenario it very well might be both, but the only thing guaranteed is that there’s drugs involved.

Amazingly we don’t even have a folder for complaints about the male voices on our shoe, because we’ve never gotten one! Isn’t that strange? We think so.

Trump supporters not only don’t see themselves as racist, they abjectly refuse to admit racism even exists, except for all those murderous blacks, and those liberals who insist on making everything about race.

I live like, 10 or 15 minutes from North Barrington, and I’ve commented about this before, but this shit does not surprise me at all. I’m not kidding when I say I don’t really go out to bars and shit around here anymore because it’s like 50/50 whether or not someone is going to go off the rails on a tangent like this.…

The NRA is a lobbying instrument for companies that manufacture guns. They literally cannot change their stance, it would negate their entire existence. It’s up to the American people to change their stance on guns, not up to the gun manufacturers. That’s like expecting the tobacco industry to change it’s stance on…

All you have to do is what 10 or 15 years till he develops TBI from repeated head trauma and you could dance circles around him while he just sits there shaking and drooling on himself.

Any truth to the officer’s claim that shooting out the tires only works in movies?

Never trust anyone with toes where their thumbs should be.

This is why I’m a strong supporter of postnatal abortions.

An AK-47 is a weapon designed for war, and so insanely reliable at killing, it’s inventor even once pondered whether he was responsible for the untold mountains of dead at the end of it’s muzzle. This man is not fit to stand trial, yet perfectly fit to buy an AK and stockpile 8 other weapons. Because anything else…