Shit, I’m supposed to shower and shave? 

This makes a lot of sense to me. 

In that case, I’m smuggling in airplane-sized bottles of bourbon. 

My wedding wan’t a wedding. It was, essentially, a party at a bar, which we paid for, my dad insisted on making a toast, and I wore white. It was glorious, and, if need be, I’ll do it again. 

You can like paint on a horse, or you can, like, paint on a horse. Both spiritual! 

I was thinking that. 

Ooooh, tell us more!

I read this slack-jawed. Jesus Tap-dancing Christ. Those poor children.

What happened to him is this story. And it’s not because it happened to him; it’s because it happened at all and happens all the time. The rich and powerful protect their own — at all cost. 

I am a fully addicted to the show and many other things in the Crooked Media universe. Did you listen to the Lovett or Leave It where he goes into Ronan’s proposal? It’s in the most recent one (last weekend’s) about six minutes from the end. 

I agree. I supported Sanders the last time, then I voted for Hillary in the general when he didn’t get the nomination. I really worry about a man (or woman!) already in his late 70s now running for reelection in four years. If Warren doesn’t win the nomination this time around and she seeks it again in four years, she…

Wait...we were in agreement — I wasn’t attacking or mocking you. :(

I always tip a buck on coffee, even if they are just pouring coffee in a cup and handing it to me. Why? For all the reasons outlined above, and I’m not a dick.

Oh my, this made me chuckle. 

Ding ding ding! I’m a human being, and I have layers, and some of them are messy, and, yes, you should love all of me, but if what you see is a broken person — and you’re excited by it — pass. Hard pass. 

Oh god, yes. May he never know love. 

This is fully what I thought it meant. It’s not that you shouldn’t have them. It’s that you shouldn’t need them, because you (1) know about protection, (2) have access to affordable protection, and (3) are able to use protection (feel empowered to advocate for yourself). (I’m note entirely sure how to say the last…

It’s the men who find the “being damaged” part so alluring. God knows I heard that a lot in my early 20s, and it took me a while to realize how goddamn gross that is.

A former boss of mine (whom I adored when I worked with him) asked me to drinks with one of his colleagues, and I was young (25) and thought “networking” was important. We ended up in his hotel room so I could use the bathroom (and have one more glass of wine). Then he asked if he could kiss me (which was inappropriate…

“We went to a soft opening lunch and it was fine but the most recent dinner was a disaster.” That’s how she knows.