That’s my favorite things about snow days — staying home and working on a tasty meal when I have the time. 

I mean, I’d be shocked if the cold open wasn’t the (even more) comedic version of this — à la Kavanaugh’s. 

I have no idea — my first reaction is what the fuck is this moron talking about? 

I am newly married and already fending off remarks about having babies (well, I’m in my mid-30s), and this image is my perfect reply. So, thanks. 

Thank you.

I’m so sorry. 

Ding ding ding! 

Same. And I am incapable of not clicking rage-inducing articles/content. (Did I do my double negatives right? Hopefully you understand...)

Everything is horrible and I would rather comment on my hatred of 45 but holy shit — this Ed Buck story on The Advocate! All signs point to scumbag. And, if scumbag he proves to be, I hope justice is swift and merciless.

I know this isn’t possible for everyone (and it certainly wouldn’t have been possible for me to do until six years ago), but when I organize reasonably sized group dinners, I just throw down my card and have people Venmo me what they owe. This is because (1) I often will order that extra glass or two of wine, and (2)…

Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Do people really care about this? 

While we’re on petty subjects, why does Spicer use THREE spaces after a period?!?! Ughhhhghghghghg. Two is unacceptable. Three is an outrage.

Though, this could really suck for us introverts/folks who hate being put on the spot. 

SHAME! Arugula rock(et)s. 

I know — and I am terrified. 

And being male. 

And leave the articles so poorly copy edited! 

Glad we heard your side. Who’s going next?

Yep, that is the dream. I am about to marry a slow pooper, and I already see it being a point of contention in our one-bathroom apartment. 

This is the first I’m hearing of her drug use. She went to the same rehab facility (a year earlier) as I did for ED, and I’m wondering if, much like many people in the program, she just found a new outlet for her pain — or if this particular addiction has been hanging around for a while.