As several others have pointed out, they are barring private citizens from their right to healthcare. There is a huge difference. 

Read that as “Draw what collusions.” Not being cheeky. 

Who. *Who* is bringing the popcorn. Is this a joke I just missed? 

This is off topic, but it is a huge pet peeve of mine when online articles have the pull quotes after the quote they’re pulling! It can’t be a visual thing anymore (scrolling/on a phone), and I just read that information!

My thoughts exactly. 

Same! I would probably tear (tearing tofu is a new thing for me — who knew?) a block of tofu and lightly fry or bake it with some salt or a splash of soy sauce — or a few dashes of hot/buffalo-wing sauce. I am definitely going to give this a try.

He isn’t. A quick Google searched showed me that his solution to building a wall was Trump supporters building their own bunkers instead. So, he’s not.

Somehow this was my first thought too.

Accurate.

I distinctly remember my eighth grade trip to DC when two of my friends criticized my choice of a dark blue dress and black sweater jacket for the same reason. But that was the late ’90s, and to this day the color combination remains among my favorites.

This is exactly how I feel about it.

I know! I feel like *I* saw them at Lollapalooza in 2005! (A quick search shows that I did not, as I only went on the Saturday.)

I know, I know. But my dad got married a year and a half after my mom died, and I still resent him (say nothing of his new wife and her family!) for it.

Bitte...!

You know what, I like being liked. It is really hard to accept that I can’t please everyone, but my therapist said I was making strides (before I couldn’t afford her anymore). Anyway, I didn’t decide to try my (small) hand at politics. Fuck you, Donald Trump.

Oh gawd, same.

Sounds a lot like premeditated rape and murder to me.   

That was my first reaction, too. But I haven’t lived in the south in a while...

I take “rape-y” to mean more leering than anything. But I also went to college when “date rape” was just starting to get a name.

Perfect.