I think this is where they might be able to argue: “Subway was fully aware of the allegations when it made an animated commercial featuring her and her kids in 2015.”

*The* sex. He most definitely said “the sex with females.”

I had good times in that class.

I know, I was convinced this story was heading in a far-less-sinister direction. :(

I knew I wouldn’t be the first to make this joke.

Can’t smoke with webpages.

I feel like those places should, in shitty weather, include automatic gratuity of 50%. And you’re welcome to add more.

How can I help fund this?

That must have been a fucking test of wills.

Right? And, honestly, if you’re hashtagging, you’re not “adulting.”

Shit, I basically said a similar thing before coming across your comment.

I once read (somewhere) that the most important part of being a defense attorney isn’t letting horrible people stay free but making sure the prosecution does its job properly. That made a lot of sense to me/helped me understand how/why decent people could defend bad people.

:(

I trust CNN when I need asinine speculation on the location of an airplane.

I put off reading this story until now. Where’s BCO? I need something to cheer me up.

Especially prosecco.

Please refresh my memory?

I think it’s more reflective of her mouth/throat capabilities.

I’m not that much into sweets, but I made an awesome eggplant, tomato, and mozzarella galette plus roasted fennel and artichoke hearts with garlic and parsley; stovetop-roasted chickpeas with cumin, turmeric, and paprika; and a simple salad with balsamic vinaigrette.

Nope. This vegetarian (fuck vegangelists) approves your message.